OMG! Is the Death Penalty Back?! My Thoughts on This CRAZY Case!

Wait What Just Happened?!

Okay dolls let's get into this. I saw this headline about some Attorney General Pam Bondi wanting the death penalty for this guy Luigi Mangione who allegedly like murdered the CEO of UnitedHealthcare Brian Thompson. Like whoa. It's giving me major 'Law & Order' vibes but way more real and like intense. Is this like a new season or something? Because I'm not sure I signed up for this drama!

Glam or Grim? My Take on Justice

So Bondi said it was a "premeditated cold blooded assassination" and wants to "Make America Safe Again." Okay I get wanting justice but this is heavy. Mangione's lawyer is calling it "barbaric" and "political." It's like whoa whoa whoa slow down! I'm all about peace and love but I also believe in justice. But is this too far? I feel like I need a deep dive into the facts. And maybe a new Skims line inspired by justice...??

Trump Card or Just the Beginning?

Apparently this all started with Trump wanting to bring back the death penalty. Okay iconic era but I’m confused since Biden put a stop to federal executions. So is this because of the new season of politics? Like who's directing this?

McDonald's and a Passport?! Sounds Like a Movie Plot

Okay this gets weirder. They caught Mangione at a McDonald's in Pennsylvania with a pistol a silencer fake IDs and a passport?! It's like a bad spy movie plot but real life. Like did he think he was going to disappear? Does anyone even use silencers anymore? This is all so confusing! It sounds more like an episode of The Kardashians!

Is This a Game of Tug of War With a Life on the Line?!

Mangione's lawyer says he's caught in a "corrupt web of government dysfunction" and that it's a "high stakes game of tug of war." Honestly sounds like my dating life sometimes. But seriously this is someone's actual life we're talking about. I am not even sure what side to choose? It's like can we just all get along?

The Bottom Line: I'm Just Trying to Keep Up!

Look dolls I'm no lawyer or politician. I'm just trying to keep up with all this crazy news. But it makes you think you know? Justice politics life death... It's all so heavy. I'm going to need a serious glam session and maybe a green juice after this. And maybe a meeting with my lawyers just in case. Stay safe out there and remember: contouring can fix almost anything but it can't fix the legal system. Peace out! ??