OMG! Is Everyone Still Using Signal? Even After All the Drama?!

Wait Signal is Still a Thing?

Okay dolls lemme break this down for you. Apparently Mike Waltz who used to be like super important in the White House got caught red handed using Signal. Like after all the drama? Remember 'Signalgate'? It’s like remember when I lost my diamond earring in the ocean? People were like 'Kim there's people that are dying,' but this is like government secrets on an app. Priorities people!

Caught in the Act!

So there's this pic snapped by Reuters right? And Mike is all sneaky like hiding his phone under the table during a Cabinet meeting. And bam! Signal app is wide open. It's giving 'I didn't inhale' vibes but like way more serious. He's chatting with get this JD Vance (the VP!) and maybe even Marco Rubio and Tulsi Gabbard. Talk about a group chat gone wild!

The Tea is Spilling...

Apparently this Signal thing was a HUGE deal earlier this year when they were like discussing top secret airstrikes. Someone even accidentally added the editor of The Atlantic to the chat! Can you imagine? It's like accidentally tagging your ex in a thirst trap. Mortifying! Everyone was calling for resignations and stuff. Drama drama drama!

Trump's Take: Maybe Don't Use Signal Okay?

So Daddy Trump was asked about it and he was all like 'Maybe don't use Signal okay?' Groundbreaking. He even said he doesn't use it himself. I mean I guess he prefers Truth Social which let's be honest is like the Instagram of politics. But still it's like if the President says don't do something...

New Job Same App?

And get this right after this whole Signal situation blew up again Trump announced that Mike Waltz is gonna be the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations! It's like congrats but maybe lay off the encrypted texting for a bit? Just a thought. Marco Rubio is filling in for now. So much for keeping up with the Kardashians! This is keeping up with the Cabinet!

Is Signal the New Blackberry?

Honestly all this Signal drama makes me wonder if it's the new Blackberry. Remember those? Everyone thought they were so secure and then boom obsolete! Maybe it's time for these guys to upgrade to something a little less…controversial? Just saying. Anyway gotta go glam! XOXO!