Deported Man's Fate Hangs in the Balance! Will Justice Prevail?

Another Fine Mess

Right another day another mess. Seems some poor sod named Kilmar Abrego Garcia got yeeted back to El Salvador a place he was trying to avoid like a noonwraith avoids sunlight. Apparently some judge in Maryland – not the kind with pointy hats and magic mind you – tried to get the government to bring him back. Easier said than done it seems. Meddling in foreign affairs... sounds like a striga's curse if you ask me. Always leads to trouble. And I know a thing or two about trouble. Hmm.

Bureaucracy: Thicker Than Nekker Hide

So this Abrego Garcia had a permit to work here a judge already said 'leave him be,' but someone somewhere bollocksed it all up. The White House is calling it an 'administrative error,' which is like calling a griffin attack a 'minor inconvenience.' Bureaucrats eh? Reminds me of Nilfgaard – all paperwork and no common sense. Makes you want to drown your sorrows in a pint of ale... or five.

Judges and Jousting

This Judge Xinis sounds like a sorceress I once knew (and swiftly forgot) ordered the government to fetch the bloke back. Now government lawyers are squawking louder than a flock of harpies saying it's beyond their power like trying to teach a rock troll to waltz. They’re throwing around phrases like 'constitutionally intolerable.' You know the usual legal bollocks. Frankly I'd rather face a Leshen than listen to another hour of lawyers arguing.

El Salvador: Not Exactly Oxenfurt

Apparently this El Salvador isn't exactly a holiday destination. This Abrego Garcia bloke claims he was facing persecution from gangs which knowing my luck are probably just as charming as the Wild Hunt. And he’s stuck in a prison rife with human rights abuses which sounds about as appealing as a bath in Crookback Bog. Makes a Witcher’s life look positively cushy.

Gangland Gambit

And the White House? They're painting Abrego Garcia as some kind of MS 13 thug. His lawyers naturally say that's a load of codswallop. Seems everyone's got a different story just like every village has a different version of the Baba Yaga tale. Truth is always a sliver hidden in a mountain of lies. Still if he's innocent being called a monster is a real kick in the bollocks I'll tell you that much.

Fighting for Justice One Quen at a Time

So what now? Another court battle more legal wrangling and a bloke stuck in a bloody awful prison. Sounds about right for this world. I may not be a lawyer but I know a thing or two about fighting for what's right. Sometimes all you can do is hope someone with a bit of power remembers their humanity. Or maybe I need to pay a visit to El Salvador myself. Hmm… contracts accepted!