Hail to the King, Baby! B-2 Bombers Headed to Guam!

Guam Gets Some Serious Company

What's up gamers! Duke Nukem here reporting live from the front lines of awesome! Word on the street is the U.S. is shipping some B 2 bombers over to Guam. That's right those sleek stealthy bad boys are heading to the Pacific. Looks like someone's about to get a serious wake up call! I hope they brought extra diapers 'cause this is gonna be one hell of a ride.

The Mother of All Bombs?

These B 2s ain't just packin' peanuts folks. We're talking about the potential to carry the GBU 57 Massive Ordnance Penetrator – the MOAB baby! This thing is designed to turn underground bunkers into well nothing. Nada. Zilch. You know like what happens when I unload my devastator. If things go south with Iran's nuclear program this is the kind of hardware that could make 'em say "Damn I'm good... at being vaporized!"

Loose Lips Sink Ships (and Bombers?)

Now these so called 'officials' are being all hush hush about the whole thing leaking info like a busted alien slime pipe. Nobody wants to say how many bombers are movin' or give any details. But Duke Nukem knows the drill. This is all about sending a message and that message is: Don't screw with the U.S. or you'll be dealing with me... and a whole lotta firepower.

Diego Garcia: The Hot Zone

And it gets better! Word is everyone's watching to see if these bombers head over to Diego Garcia a U.S. British military base in the Indian Ocean. Apparently it's the perfect spot to operate in the Middle East. Well duh! Makes perfect sense to me. Nothing like a well placed airbase to remind everyone who's boss. "Come get some!"

Trump's Two Week Timeout

Trump's giving everyone two weeks to 'come to their senses.' Two weeks? That's like an eternity in Duke Nukem time! But hey maybe he knows something we don't. Either way I'm ready to kick some ass if he gives the word. Just say the magic phrase: "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum," and I'm there!

More Than Just Bombers

And it's not just bombers! We're talkin' tanker aircraft fighter jets and even an aircraft carrier heading to the Middle East. This is a full on military flex folks. Looks like someone's about to get a lesson in the art of war. And who knows maybe I'll make a cameo. After all "Nobody steals our freedom without paying the price!"