Hulk No Like Cable Box!
Hulk hear puny humans at Fox Corp. finally join streaming party! They make app for news and sports. Hulk think 'It's about time!' Cable box make Hulk angry! Too many buttons! Hulk want to watch smashing without cable man telling Hulk what to do!
Fox Man Say 'Modest'?!
Lachlan Murdoch Fox boss man say they not trying to smash cable (even though cable smash Hulk's TV sometimes!) He say app subscription will be 'modest.' Modest?! Hulk subscription is just Hulk smash! And Hulk pricing? However much purple pants cost!
Venu? More Like Veno Go!
Hulk hear about Venu! Supposed to be team up with Disney and Warner Bros. But it GO BOOM! Like Hulk when Banner get nervous. Murdoch call it 'disappointment.' Hulk call it… opportunity! Now Fox can stream propaganda… I mean news and sports… all by themselves!
Tubi Good But Not Enough SMASH!
Fox already have Tubi for free! But free not always good. Sometimes free means Hulk have to watch ads! Hulk hate ads! Hulk want all the smashing all the time! This new app will have more power like Hulk after gamma bath!
No New Rights? Cheapskates!
Fox say they not spending money on new stuff. Just repackaging old shows. Hulk call that… cheap! But maybe smart? If it means Hulk can watch football smashing without paying extra Hulk not complain too much. But still Hulk expect quality! Or Hulk… well you know.
Skinny Bundles? Hulk Like Meatier!
Murdoch like these 'skinny bundles.' Hulk like meaty bundles! Like big pile of burritos! But Hulk see his point. If people want news and sports Fox give them news and sports. Easy peasy. Now Hulk go watch something before Hulk… CHANGE!
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timesnow
This is great news! I'm cutting the cord now!
laurenfields70
Will this include the good sports or just the boring ones?
pross
They're so late to the game. Good luck competing!
doormouse
Is this going to be another Fox Nation clone?