Say Hello to My Little Tariff! Micron Slaps Surcharge on US Customers!

First You Get the Power Then You Get the Tariffs

Alright you punks listen up! Tony Montana's got the real news. Micron those American chip guys they're pullin' a fast one. Trump that crazy son of a... well you know... he slapped tariffs on everyone. And now Micron's cryin' like a bunch of babies sayin' they gotta charge YOU more for your fancy memory modules and SSDs. You know the stuff in your cars your laptops all that crap! 'Cause you know they make 'em in China Taiwan the whole shebang. What you think this stuff grows on trees? You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say 'That's the bad guy.'

The World is Mine... Unless You Can't Afford It

So Micron sends out a letter all polite like sayin' they're gonna pass on the costs. Like they got a choice! They're talkin' about 'un forecasted demand' and all this business mumbo jumbo. But what they really mean is 'We gotta keep the profits flowin' even if it means screw you America!' You think they're just gonna eat the costs? Hah! You think I got where I am by givin' away my product for free? I break my back so these peckers can jack up the prices?

Everybody Betrays Me! I'm Tired of This Country!

And get this this ain't just an American problem. Some Asian module guy probably makin' even more bank than Micron is doin' the same damn thing. He's all like 'If you don't wanna pay the tax tough luck! We ain't shippin' nothin'! Blame your president not us!' See? Everyone's lookin' out for number one. That's the American way baby. And the Chinese way and the Taiwanese way and every other damn way!

I Always Tell the Truth. Even When I Lie

Trump’s announcement that was some firework to economies around the world! China starts smackin’ back with their own taxes. Everyone’s scared of a trade war maybe even a recession. All these companies they gotta decide whether they’re gonna eat the tariffs or pass them on. And you already know what’s gonna happen don't ya?

You Wanna Go to War? We Take You to War!

So here we are. Customs agents are already collectin' Trump's ten percent tax. Higher rates are coming up to fifty percent on some countries. This is a bloodbath waitin' to happen. Companies scramblin' prices goin' up and who's gonna pay? You the little guy! That's the way it always is! This whole thing is a clusterfuck!

Me I Want It All!

So what's Tony Montana gonna do? I ain't payin' no surcharge! I'll find someone else who wants my business. There's always someone ready to make a deal. Remember you gotta be a shark in this world. You gotta be ready to cut someone's throat to get ahead. And you gotta remember...the world is yours! But only if you can afford it. And with these tariffs that's gettin' harder and harder.