Say Hello to My Little Profits! Intuit's Earnings are Higher Than I am!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power!

Alright you cockroaches listen up! Tony Montana's here to tell you about Intuit those pencil pushing geniuses behind TurboTax and QuickBooks. They just dropped their numbers and let me tell you they're bigger than my balls! This ain't no nickel and dime operation this is serious cheddar!

Revenue is Like a Good Woman: Hard to Get but Worth It!

They raked in $7.8 billion in revenue can you believe that? That's fifteen percent bigger than last year like a good business deal going into overdrive! These guys know how to hustle like me back in the day! I'm talking empire building on a digital scale!

Earnings Per Share: More Green Than My Backyard!

And the earnings per share? $11.65! Forget about living large that's living HUGE! The analysts were expecting less they got burned! Like trying to double cross Tony Montana these guys should know better. I would have left them swimming with the fishes!

Full Year Forecast: The World is Yours...and Intuit's!

Intuit is calling for $18.72 billion to $18.76 billion for the whole year! These guys are ambitious like me reaching for the top! Remember what I always say: The World is Yours! But in this case it looks like Intuit owns a big chunk of it.

Analysts are Like Those Colombians; Always Underestimating!

Those analysts? Always so serious. They were expecting less they always do. Underestimating Intuit is like underestimating Tony Montana! A BIG mistake eh? You think they will learn eventually.

CEO is a Smart Guy; Maybe Too Smart!

Cramer had an interview with their CEO Sasan Goodarzi? Good for him. Hopefully he is smart enough to keep those numbers growing or he'll have Tony Montana knocking on his door! These guys are making bank and their stock is up 4 percent! Don't get high on your own supply!