Say Hello to My Little Loan: Longbridge Financial and the Reverse Mortgage Game

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power

Listen up you punks. Tony Montana's here to talk about Longbridge Financial. They're slingin' reverse mortgages see? Third biggest in the U.S. makin' moves like they got nothin' to lose. Over $94 million in loans huh? That's a lotta' blow... I mean money. They got these low rates and all this digital sh*t calculators and portals. Like they're runnin' a goddamn space station not a loan company. But hey if it gets you the green who am I to judge?

Platinum Dreams and Gold Plated Toilets

Now this Longbridge Platinum thing? That's where it gets interesting. Up to $4 million line of credit? For high value homes? That's Tony Montana kinda money! They ain't messin' around. Think of the possibilities! A mansion in Star Island a yacht full of... friends. This is for the guys who already got the world chico and want a little more. And they let you take it at 55 years old? That's almost a goddamn kid! But remember everything comes at a price. You gotta be ready to play the game.

HECM What HECM!?

They got this HECM crap too! Federally insured? Mortgage insurance? Sounds like a bunch of bureaucratic bullsh*t to me. But hey some people like playin' it safe. It's for the old timers the ones who already own their little casas. They give you a monthly payment lump sum whatever your heart desires. So you have to be 62 minimum to qualify for the HECM you get me?! But you gotta keep up on your taxes and insurance or they'll come kickin' down your door. This ain't no free ride compadre.

No Weekend Hustle

These guys don't mess around. They know their stuff these reverse mortgage cats. Customer service in English and Spanish? Alright I'll give 'em that. But no weekend hours? What kind of operation is this? The world doesn't stop on Saturday ese! This is America land of opportunity not a goddamn siesta. You gotta be ready to answer the phone 24/7 if you want to be a real player.

Finance of America? More Like Finance of Yesterday!

They're talkin' 'bout Finance of America and Mutual of Omaha tryin' to compare. Longbridge is slingin' loans in every state like they're the new sheriff in town. 12.3% of the market? Not bad not bad at all. But I didn't get where I am by comparin' myself to other people. I make my own rules. So you wanna play in my sandbox I'm here. You need $100,000 to get started to play with the big boys... So you need $200,000.

So You Think You're Ready to Play?

Online application phone calls HUD counselors... This ain't a walk in the park chico. They want your ID your social your house deed everything! They wanna make sure you ain't gonna screw 'em over. But hey if you got the guts the right paperwork and a little bit of luck you can make this work. Just remember what I always say: 'The World is Yours!' So are you gonna take it or are you gonna sit on your ass and watch someone else get rich?