Say Hello to My Little Layoff! Frontier Airlines Crashes and Burns!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power Then You Get… Layoffs?

Listen up you punks! Tony Montana's here to tell you about this Frontier Airlines. These clowns they thought they were hot stuff huh? Flying high making deals living large. But now? They're cryin' like little babies because the 'uncertain environment' got 'em by the balls. They pulled their full year outlook! What a bunch of losers! It's like when Manny tried to make a move on Elvira right in front of me! Bad move chico bad move!

Weak Demand? More Like Weak Business No?

They're blaming the 'weakened demand in March,' huh? Saying they had to discount fares and do promotions? Sounds like somebody didn't plan too good. Maybe they should've hired me. I know how to make deals. I know how to *persuade* people. These guys are getting played like a cheap accordion! I'm Tony Montana I didn't get where I am by givin' away the store!

Blame it on the Trade War? Don't Blame Me I'm Just a Gangster!

And get this they're pointing fingers at that Donald Trump and his 'trade war!' Like that's an excuse! A real businessman he finds a way you hear me? He hustles! He makes the deals! He doesn't cry about the 'murky economic outlook.' He *becomes* the economic outlook! These airline executives they're softer than Elvira's underwear.

Mass Government Layoffs? That's a Lotta Cocaine Money Lost!

Mass government layoffs they say? Well that's just bad for business ain't it? Less money floatin' around less people flyin' to Miami to spend it all on… well you know. Maybe they should've thought about that before they started cutting corners. You can't be cheap and expect to be king eh? That's the lesson to be learned here amigos.

Frontier Reports on May 1? Mark My Words It's Gonna Be a Bloodbath!

May 1st they're gonna report their results. I bet it's gonna be ugly. Real ugly. Like when I found out Sosa was double crossing me. Somebody's gonna pay. Maybe not with bullets but with their jobs their reputations their whole damn careers! Remember what I told you I always tell the truth even when I lie.

So What Do We Learn? Don't Get High on Your Own Supply!

The moral of the story? Don't get high on your own supply you know? Don't think you're invincible just because you're flying high. Because sooner or later the fall comes. And when it does it's gonna be one hell of a crash. Now go out there and make some money! But don't screw me over or you'll be talking to my little friend!