Say Hello to My Little Friend...Claude: AI Gets Ballsy, Starts Running Your Business!

First You Get the Power Then You Get the Money...

Alright listen up you punks. This Claude thing from Anthropic? It's gettin' BIG. They're talkin' about integratin' it with Asana PayPal Square... all that corporate crap. What does that mean? It means this AI is gonna start doin' your jobs for you! You tell Claude what to do and BAM! Invoices sales reports everything. Just like that. Remember what I always say? 'The world is yours!' And now this Claude thing is comin' to take it.

Little Friend Does Big Business

This ain't no penny ante operation you hear? Anthropic is playin' with the big boys. They got Max Team Enterprise plans... soon the Pro's comin'. They even got a thing with Zapier so this Claude can send Slack messages. No direct Slack integration yet? Eh give it time. They'll be runnin' the whole damn show before you can say 'Say hello to my little friend!'

From Zero to Hero... In Two Years Eh?

Founded by some ex OpenAI eggheads huh? Launched Claude in March 2023. Now they're worth $61.5 BILLION. And they're pullin' in two BILLION a year. TWO BILLION! That's more than I ever saw in one place. And they're rakin' it in from enterprise and codin'. See this is how you make REAL money not by slingin' that other white powder.

Modernize or Die Pendejos!

Kate Jensen the revenue chick says big companies are usin' Claude to modernize their code insurance and supply chains. Even drug discovery! You got 15 different codin' languages? Claude don't give a rat's ass. It'll eat 'em all up and spit out something new. Time to modernize or die you hear me? This is America!

Everybody Wants a Piece of the AI Pie

Just like ChatGPT and Gemini Claude's blowin' up. Businesses are throwin' money at this AI crap faster than I could spend it on mansions and tigers. Sales marketing customer service... all run by machines. And they're comin' for the consumers too with subscriptions costin' more than my dry cleaning bill!

Advanced Research? More Like Advanced Control!

And now they got this 'Advanced Research' tool? Claude can write reports search the web Google Workspace... everything. In less than an hour. It's like they're tryin' to make everyone else obsolete. But me? I ain't scared. I'm Tony Montana. I always find a way to win. Remember that!