Say Hello to My Little Batteries: CATL's Hong Kong IPO is a F***ing Goldmine!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power!

Alright listen up you punks. Tony Montana here reporting live from my goddamn mansion. I just read about this CATL IPO thing. Biggest battery maker in the world right? They're making a killing on these electric cars. F***ing brilliant! They floated shares in Hong Kong jumped over 16%. That's more than I make in a night... almost. They raised like $4.6 billion the biggest haul this year. I tell you money talks and bullshit walks. And these guys? They're walking tall like me!

The World Is Yours... Especially Europe!

These CATL guys they're smart. They ain't just hustling in China. They're building a factory in Hungary see? Europe's where the real action is they say. Only 20 25% of sales penetration... lots of room to grow. Just like my empire back in the day! But I'm telling you once you have money you are treated differently. These big companies want them: Stellantis BMW Volkswagen... everybody wants a piece of the pie. And CATL they're serving it up hot!

Trouble Trouble Trouble... But Money Talks!

Now there's always some lowlife trying to bring you down right? The U.S. and EU are crying about 'unfair trade' and slapping on tariffs. The Pentagon's even sniffing around talking about military links. What a bunch of bullshit! But you know what? When you got money like CATL you can tell them to go f*** themselves. They're focusing on Europe and other places. The world is big and there's enough for everybody... especially for Tony Montana and CATL.

Even Kings Take a Hit But Always Bounce Back!

Okay so they had a slight dip in revenue. 9.7%? So what? It happens! Even a king like me had a few bad days eh? The competition in China's cutthroat but their net profit still went up 15%. These guys are like cockroaches; you can't kill 'em. They keep coming back stronger. And with EV sales going through the roof? They're sitting pretty. F***ing beautiful!

The Must Own Stock? I Like That!

Some smart ass analyst is calling CATL a 'must own company'. I like that! Reminds me of my product back in Miami. Everyone wanted a piece! These investment bankers are drooling over this IPO. Bank of America Goldman Sachs Morgan Stanley... the whole damn crew. They know where the money is going and they want to be in the middle of it. Smart move. Smart move.

In This Country You Gotta Make the Money First. Then When You Get the Money You Get the Power!

Bottom line? This CATL IPO is a freakin' gold rush. Investors are still betting on China even with all the drama. Hong Kong's making bank and CATL is leading the charge. It just proves what I always say: in this country you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money you get the power. Then when you get the power then you get the women. And maybe... just maybe... you get to be Tony Montana. Now get outta here I got a business to run!