
First You Get The Money Then You Get The Power... Then You Get Free Soccer?
Listen up you punks! Tony Montana's here to tell you about this soccer thing. MLS right? They're gettin' in bed with Electronic Arts. Yeah the video game guys. Apparently they're gonna stream some games on this EA Sports FC Mobile thing. Free they say! Like I give away anything for free... but hey maybe they learned something from me eh? Rematch of the 2024 final between Los Angeles Galaxy and New York Red Bulls Galaxy won its sixth MLS Cup. These guys think they are tough? They ain't met Tony Montana yet!
Apple of My Eye? More Like Apple of Their Wallet!
So these MLS games are already on Apple TV's MLS Season Pass. Exclusive they call it. Like everything ain't got a price. But EA's givin' out a free trial to their mobile players. Smart eh? Get 'em hooked then BAM! Pay up! I respect that. But don't think you can outsmart Tony Montana you hear? Especially in September with dates that are yet to be announced I need to know it you know?
EA's Got Problems? Don't We All Amigo?
EA's cryin' about their games not makin' enough money especially their soccer one. Boo hoo. Tough luck pal. The world is yours but you gotta fight for it. They're hoping this soccer streaming thing will save their ass. I hope it works because if it doesn't someone's gonna have a bad day. Not me of course. You need people like me so you can point your fingers and say 'That's the bad guy'. So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide or how to lie.
Messi Mania: The Little Guy Making Big Noise
This MLS thing is gettin' bigger they say. Especially since that little Messi fella showed up. He's good I'll give him that. But I bet he ain't never had to run from no machine guns ya know? Still they're sayin' they're still behind other sports. They need more spice more excitement more...Tony Montana! MLS wants to use EA's game as an "entry point." I know all about entry points baby. Trust me!
Partnerships: Everybody Wants a Piece of the Pie
This Durana guy from MLS he's talkin' 'bout experimentin' and innovatin'. Sounds like a lot of blah blah blah to me. They signed a big deal with Apple and now they're tryin' to get more people watchin'. Hey I get it. More eyes more money. That's the American way. But you start to rely on partnerships then you are weak understand?
The Price of Soccer: Is It Worth It?
So you gotta pay for this MLS Season Pass thing. Starts at 13 bucks a month if you already got Apple TV. Otherwise it's more. And Apple ain't tellin' how many people are buyin' it. But the MLS boss Garber he's sayin' it's doin' good. Whatever. Everybody lies. But I Tony Montana I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So go watch your soccer or don't. I don't give a flying f***! Just don't get in my way you hear?
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Tony Montana knows what's up. Money talks, BS walks.