Say Hello To My Little Rare Earth Deal!

First You Get the Power Then You Get the Rare Earths

Alright listen up you punks. Tony Montana's here to tell you about this 'trade framework' thing between the U.S. and China. Seems like they're trying to play nice huh? They say China's gonna let some rare earth exports slide and the U.S. is gonna chill with the tech restrictions. Like I always say every dog has his day but mine lasts longer see? Even these commies and gringos need to deal capiche?

Trump's a Player But Montana's the Game

Trump that crazy son of a... says they signed something with China. Like he's some kind of Godfather. A 'framework,' they call it. Sounds like a fancy way of saying 'Hey let's not kill each other yet.' They're talking about this Geneva agreement BS and how they’re trying to get along. I bet you anything they're still stabbing each other in the back when nobody’s looking. Just like my so called friends back in Miami!

London Calling… for a Trade Deal

So these fancy pants Treasury Secretary and some Chinese dude they meet up in London right? Tryna smooth things over after Washington starts bitching about China being slow with these rare earth restrictions. And the Chinese are crying about the U.S. getting all tight with tech and visas. These guys fight like my sister Gina after I looked at her funny. Always drama always somebody wanting more.

Rare Earths: The New Cocaine?

This guy Alfredo Montufar Helu from some think tank – probably never got his hands dirty in his life says we gotta keep our expectations in check. Seems like these rare earths are like my cocaine... err I mean a 'crucial bargaining chip.' Everybody wants a piece but nobody wants to share. That's the American way no?

Ninety Days? That's a Lifetime in This Business!

They're suspending tariffs for 90 days? Ninety days is an eternity! In my world 90 days is enough time to make a mountain of cash and lose it all on a bad deal. But hey at least they're trying right? Trying not to screw each other over too badly. You gotta give them credit for that... maybe.

The World is Yours (if You Can Make a Deal)

So what's the bottom line? China and the U.S. are trying to play nice with these rare earths. Maybe they’ll get along maybe they won’t. But one thing’s for sure: in this world you gotta grab what you can while you can. 'Cause if you don't somebody else will. You got that? Good. Now get outta here I got deals to make!