Say Hello To My Little Friend... And Goodbye, Iran's Nukes!

First You Get the Power Then You Get the Missiles

Listen up you punks! Word on the street – straight from the top from what I hear from Donny T himself – is we hit Iran. And not just any old hit but a surgical strike on their precious nuke spots. Fordo Natanz Esfahan... gone! He claims 'We completed our very successful attack on the three Nuclear sites in Iran'. All planes are safe. He says he'll address the nation about it sounds to me like more big man talk. I know something about that. You gotta make moves see? First you get the money then you get the power then you get the missiles.

Peace? What You Think I'm Stupid?

This whole 'peace' talk? Don't make me laugh. Trump's saying 'NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!' Right. And I'm gonna open a flower shop. This ain't about peace it's about sending a message. A message that says 'Don't fuck with the United States.' You understand? We're talking direct conflict with Iran now. That's some heavy shit. It all comes down to are you gonna be somebody or nobody?

Diplomacy? That's for Suckers

Two weeks for diplomacy? What is this a tea party? I spit on diplomacy. According to the reports Donny was tryin' to play nice behind the scenes cut a deal with Iran. Even told Netanyahu to hold his horses. Now? Forget about it. The Ayatollah's blabbing about 'irreparable damage' if we go in. Too late papi! We're already in and we brought the fireworks. What do you think of that?

I Don't Trust Nobody. Not Even My Own Cabinet!

So this broad Tulsi Gabbard Trump's intel director says Iran ain't building nukes. Trump ain't buying it! He basically tells her to shut her pie hole says they're close to having one anyway. See that's how you run things. Trust nobody! Not even the people you pay to tell you what's going on. They all lie. They all want something. But me? I tell you the truth. Even when it hurts.

Who Do I Trust? Myself. And Maybe a Good Accountant.

Trump says he wanted to get a deal done between Iran and Israel. End the bloody conflict he says. Maybe he did. Maybe he didn't. Who the hell knows what goes on in that guy's head? All I know is power is like being able to order anything anytime. People are always hungry for that. You understand?

This Ain't Over. Not By a Long Shot.

This is a developing story they say. You bet your ass it is! This ain't gonna be over tomorrow. This is just the beginning. There's gonna be more lies more backstabbing more explosions. And through it all you gotta keep your eyes open and your gun loaded. Because in this world you gotta be a man. You gotta be *the* man. You gotta be Tony Montana!