Intel Sells Out! Altera Deal Stinks Worse Than Elvira's Cooking!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power... Or Sell It?

Listen up you punks! Intel yeah the big boys they're slingin' off Altera. 51% to some suit named Silver Lake. $4.46 billion they say. Sounds like a lot of green right? But let me tell you somethin' in this business you gotta keep movin' forward! These guys they bought Altera for $17 billion back in the day! Now they're sellin' it for peanuts! What the fuck happened? Talk about a bad investment eh? This new CEO Lip Bu Tan he's tryin' to clean up the mess. He better not fuck it up or I'll introduce him to my little friend!

Sharpening Focus? More Like Desperate Measures!

Tan says it's 'sharpening their focus' and cuttin' costs. Sounds like bullshit to me! They're probably bleedin' money faster than Manny at a craps table. They need cash to build some fancy factories. But sellin' off your assets? That's what small timers do! Me I kept buildin' kept expandin'! Never sold nothin'! Maybe that's why I ended up on top... for a little while anyway.

Altera: From Telecom to Military and Now... Sold!

Altera makes chips for everything from phones to military gear. That's a lot of power understand? And Intel's just givin' it away! They say Altera made $1.54 billion last year but lost $615 million. They need to hire George man. He is good with numbers. Me? I made that much in a week! Operating loss? That's like sayin' I never did coke! Total bullshit! They need someone who knows how to run things someone with a vision. Like me! But they wouldn't listen.

Silver Lake: The Sharks Circling!

So Silver Lake swoops in to grab Altera for cheap. These guys are like vultures always lookin' for a weak spot. They'll probably strip it down and sell it for parts. Then they will start doing business with Sosa. I heard he is a great businessman. These are the kind of sharks that you gotta watch out for. They smile in your face then stab you in the back with a million dollar deal!

New Boss Same as the Old Boss?

Now they're puttin' some other guy Raghib Hussain in charge of Altera. Says he's from some AI chip company. Sandra Rivera she got the boot! This Hussain guy better know what he's doin'. He needs to make money or else he's gonna have some explaining to do! This ain't a game eh? This is business! And in this business you gotta be ruthless. Like me.

Tony's Take: Don't End Up Like Sosa!

This whole deal stinks worse than Elvira's cookin'! Intel's makin' mistakes big mistakes. They're gettin' weak. You gotta stay hungry stay sharp stay on top. Don't end up like Sosa old and paranoid waitin' for the world to pass you by. You gotta own the world like me! Even if it's just for a little while. Say hello to my little deal!