FDA Gutted Like a Fish! Who's Gonna Keep These Docs Straight Now?!

First You Get the Money Then You Get the Power Then You Get...Layoffs?!

Listen up you punks! Tony Montana's here to tell you about some real bullshit goin' down at the FDA. Seems this Kennedy fella he's cuttin' jobs like I used to cut deals. They axed the whole Division of Learning and Organizational Development the DLOD whatever the hell that is. Over 30 people gone just like that! Poof! They say it's to streamline things. Streamline my ass! More like a goddamn bloodbath.

Who Needs Training When You Got Balls?

This DLOD see they used to train FDA guys doctors nurses – even the guys makin' the pills! They taught 'em about opioid safety avoidin' mistakes fightin' diseases... all that crap. Now? Gone! Kennedy says these ain't important jobs. But how the hell are these doctors supposed to know what they're doin' if nobody's teachin' 'em? You think they learn this stuff from watchin' TV?

Everybody Betrays Me! I'm Tired of This Country!

They're sayin' these cuts won't affect the guys inspectin' the drugs and food. But they already fired the vets who were watchin' for bird flu! Bird flu you hear me?! This ain't just some small time operation. This is the damn government! What they gonna let chickens run wild and make everyone sick? It's a joke a f**king joke!

Continuing Education? More Like Continuing Bullshit!

And get this: They're stoppin' all the continuing education programs. The ones that keep these doctors and nurses up to date. They gotta earn credits to keep their licenses understand? Now nobody's givin' out credits! So what they're gonna let a bunch of rookies with no experience start practicing medicine? This is worse than that Sosa f**k trying to double cross me.

Uncertainty? In This Country You Gotta Make the Money First. Then When You Get the Money You Get the Power!

Now the FDA employees gotta find their own training like a bunch of stray dogs. How the hell are they gonna do that? They're gonna be lost! Inefficient! It's a goddamn mess! And they say this unit was funded by fees from the drug companies not even taxpayer money. So where's the goddamn savings? They cuttin' corners to save a few bucks but they’re puttin' everyone’s health at risk!

Say Hello to My Little...Budget Cuts!

So let me get this straight. The FDA the guys who are supposed to keep us safe are now runnin' around like chickens with their heads cut off. Thanks to these budget cuts that are probably covering some Trump's golfing bills. This is not the American Dream I signed up for when I got off that boat this is some other nightmare! Maybe I shoulda stayed in Cuba. At least there you knew who your enemies were. Here? They wear suits and smile while they stab you in the back. This is America baby. And it's going straight to hell. I tell you they won't see me coming...