Xi Says No Winners in Trade War! Hulk Says, Maybe Smash Protectionism Instead?

Hulk Hear Tiny Man Talk!

Xi Jinping puny human leader of China say trade war no good! No winners! Hulk know this already. When Hulk smash EVERYONE lose! But sometimes gotta smash for greater good! Xi say protectionism bad too. Hulk think… maybe he right? But Hulk still smash if need to!

Vietnam Trip? Hulk Been There!

Xi visiting Vietnam Malaysia Cambodia. Hulk been to Vietnam! Nice Pho! But Hulk think they scared of Hulk smash! Xi write in newspaper say China and Vietnam need to be friends. Keep trade open like Hulk keep his heart open… for smashing enemies of course!

Money Money Money! Hulk Like Shiny!

China big investor in Vietnam! Third biggest! Singapore and South Korea ahead? Hulk think China need to smash competition! Xi say more Chinese companies invest in Vietnam. Hulk say more smash opportunities! Haha!

Multipolar? Hulk Just Want to Smash in All Directions!

Xi talk about “equal and orderly multipolar world.” Hulk not understand big words! Hulk just want everyone to get along… or feel the Hulk's SMASH! He also say "universally beneficial and inclusive economic globalization." Sounds like banner talk. Make Hulk sleepy.

More Helping Hands or...More SMASH?

Xi want more cooperation! Business people meet people! China want Vietnamese stuff! Like… more Pho? China will sell Vietnamese stuff too! Maybe Hulk should start a Pho restaurant? “Hulk’s Pho Nomenal Smash!” Sounds good! 5G AI green development? Hulk smash all those things too when they make Hulk angry!

Tariffs? Hulk Smash Tariffs!

Hulk hear Vietnam get hit with big tariffs by U.S.! But Trump pause them! For 90 days! Hulk no like tariffs! Tariffs make Hulk angry! And you know what happens when Hulk gets angry! Hulk help Global South too! Hulk strong! Hulk help everyone! Unless they try to control Hulk!