Trump Tariffs Make Hulk SMASH... Relationships! Canada Mad!

Hulk No Like Tariffs! They Make Canada Sad!

Hulk read news! It make Hulk ANGRY! This Trump man put tariffs on Canada! Tariffs make things cost MORE! Hulk know about cost! Hulk always break things Banner always pay! Now Canada pay! Trump say 'Tariffs good for U.S.!' But Canada say 'Hulk SMASH tariffs!'

Canada Trade? Hulk Thought They Friends!

Hulk thought U.S. and Canada good friends! Like Hulk and... uh... sometimes Banner! They trade many things! Like Canada give U.S. maple syrup for Hulk pancakes (Hulk LOVE pancakes!). But now tariffs make Canada sad! They say U.S. not reliable trading partner! Hulk know unreliable! Like Loki! Always trick Hulk!

Americano? No! Canadiano! Hulk Like New Name!

Canada businesses getting MAD! They change names! Like coffee! Americano now Canadiano! Hulk like that! Show U.S. that Canada strong! Like Hulk! Hulk get angry Hulk get STRONGER! Canada get tariffs Canada get... uh... Canadianer?

Tariffs Cause Pain! Hulk Know Pain!

This lady Corinne Pohlmann say tariffs causing 'emotional distress'! Hulk know emotional distress! Banner always sad! But Hulk not sad! Hulk ANGRY! Pohlmann say Canada feel 'betrayed'! Like when Loki say he help Hulk then try to control Hulk! NOT GOOD!

No More U.S. Drinks? Hulk Sad About Wine!

Canada stop buying U.S. drinks! No more California wine! Hulk sometimes like wine after smashing! This BAD! They say it 'For the good of Ontario for the good of Canada!' Hulk understand that! Hulk protect Earth! Canada protect Canada! But where Hulk get wine now?!

Trust Broken! Can't Fix With Gamma Rays!

Even if Trump stop tariffs Canada businesses not trust U.S. anymore! Pohlmann say trust 'fractured'! Hulk know fractured! Hulk break bones! But broken trust HARD to fix! Not like Hulk's bones! They fix with gamma rays! Maybe Canada need gamma rays... or just less tariffs!