Republicans Want to Make America Broke Again! Hulk SMASH Their Budget!

Puny Humans Play with Fire! Hulk Furious!

Hulk hear Senate vote! Republicans they vote for big tax cuts for rich people! And what about Hulk? What about puny Banner?! They say it help economy. Hulk say it make Hulk SMASH! They cut spending too! Spending on things that help people! Like…like giving Hulk more gamma radiation treatments! Hulk need those you know. For… reasons! This make Hulk VERY ANGRY!

Debt? What Debt? Hulk Doesn't Understand!

These Republicans they say they know what they doing. But Hulk hear them talking 'bout debt! They add $5.7 trillion to it! Trillion! That's a lot of zeroes! More zeroes than Hulk can count and Hulk very smart sometimes! They say it only $1.5 trillion but Hulk think they lying! Like Loki lying about…everything! Debt ceiling also go up! More debt! Hulk think they try to make Hulk smash government buildings! Hulk not fall for that!

Hulk Care About People! (Sometimes)

They say they cut spending! Where they cut? Medicaid! That's for poor people! People who need help! Hulk protect those who cannot protect themselves! Even if they small and annoying! Hulk remember Banner! He always care about helping people! Even when Hulk want to smash! These Republicans want to take away their help! Hulk say NO! "Hulk is strongest there is!" But Hulk also have heart! (Mostly.)

Graham Cracker Say What?

This Lindsey Graham he say tax cuts good for everyone! He say if tax cuts expire people pay more! $1,695 more for family! But Hulk think he forget about Hulk! Hulk pay a lot in property taxes! He lives in Avengers Tower...well he used to live there. Regardless Hulk want tax cut too! Hulk tired of paying for… for things! (Like all the damage Hulk does when he angry.) Graham need to think about Hulk before he talk! Or Hulk show him what REALLY angry means!

Democrats Fight But Not Enough!

Democrats say budget poison! Like bad green smoothie! They try to stop it! They say rich people get richer! Poor people get…poorer! Like when Hulk try to wear fancy clothes! Clothes get…torn! They offer amendments! But Republicans block them! Like trying to block Hulk! They need to be stronger! Need to be…Hulkier! Then maybe they stop this crazy plan!

House Next? Hulk Ready!

Now it go to House! More debate! More talk! More… head pounding! Hulk think they make it even worse! More cuts! More debt! But Hulk watch them! Hulk see what they do! If they hurt people Hulk SMASH! "Hulk will not be controlled!" Unless Banner convince Hulk not to. Banner so annoying. Wait is Banner making Hulk write this?! Hulk SMASH Banner!