Puny Airplanes Can't Even Fly Right! Hulk Smash Antiquated Air Traffic Control!

Planes Go Dumb! No See No Hear No Talk!

Hulk hear puny humans in little metal birds had big trouble! Air traffic controllers – those guys who tell planes where to go – lost contact with them near Newark. NO SEE! NO HEAR! NO TALK! Like Hulk when Banner tries to take control! This makes Hulk ANGRY! Planes need guidance not just hope they don't smash into each other!

Puny Controllers Need Break! Too Much Stress!

Hulk doesn't need a break! Hulk can smash all day! But these controllers? They say stress too high! Some even take time off! What is this 'time off'? Hulk only rest when Banner take over and Hulk HATE Banner! FAA says controllers stressed from 'multiple recent outages.' Sounds like someone needs Gamma radiation… or maybe just new equipment!

Delays Everywhere! Hulk Hate Waiting!

Flights delayed? MORE THAN 1,500 DELAYS! That's more than Hulk has smashed in a week! Airport say shortage of air traffic controllers. This is like saying Hulk is short on green paint! Unacceptable! People need to get where they going not sit on tarmac getting angrier. Angrier like Hulk!

Old Tech Makes Hulk Want to SMASH!

FAA say 'antiquated air traffic control system' is the problem. Antiquated?! That means OLD! Like Captain America before he got the serum. This makes Hulk want to SMASH! New telecommunications needed! Redundant configurations! Hulk just wants it to WORK! System is so old Hulk bet it still uses floppy disks. Does anyone remember floppy disks? They are old like Hulk!

Airlines Cut Flights? That No Help!

United Airlines cut flights! They say it's to ease disruptions. That's like cutting Hulk's pants to make him less angry! It doesn't work! Scott Kirby say 'technology issues' and 'controllers walked off job.' Union say controllers didn't walk off they just needed time to recover! This is like saying Hulk just needed a nap after smashing Loki. Hulk NEVER needs a nap!

Government Promises? Hulk Heard It All Before!

Secretary Sean Duffy visited the Philadelphia facility and promises a 'brand new air traffic control system.' Promises promises! Hulk tired of promises! Politicians talk big but Hulk want ACTION! Governor Murphy want staffing shortfalls addressed. Good! Hulk say: FIX IT NOW! Or Hulk will 'prioritize' the region with some… upgrades!