Hulk Smash...Solar Stocks? First Solar's Earnings Got Hulk ANGRY!

First Solar Numbers Make Hulk See Red!

Hulk read news! First Solar have bad numbers! Earnings SMALLER than everyone think. Like Banner trying to lift Mjolnir! Revenue good but not good enough to stop Hulk from getting ANGRY! They say earnings $1.95 but should be $2.49? Hulk know numbers! This BAD! Guidance for next quarter even WORSE! Lower than before like when Loki try to trick Hulk! This is not good for investors. Investors are probably as angry as Hulk is right now and Hulk is always angry!

Tariffs? Hulk SMASH Tariffs!

Tariffs make Hulk even MORE angry! KeyBanc say First Solar's Vietnam Malaysia and India factories cause problem because of tariff. Tariffs like little bugs that keep biting Hulk! Annoying! They lower stock to 'underweight'. Underweight? Hulk NEVER underweight! Hulk always at least 1000 pounds! They say stock go down 27%. Hulk say they need to smash tariffs not lower stock! This what Banner call 'economic anxiety'. Hulk call it 'Hulk need to smash something'!

Analysts Still Like First Solar? Are They Crazy?

Oppenheimer and Bank of America still say 'buy' but LOWER price target. What is 'price target' anyway? Sounds like something Hulk smash during fight with Abomination! They say there is 'tariff driven uncertainty'. Uncertainty is what puny humans feel when Hulk is near. Bank of America is delusional so they must be friends with Doctor Strange always living in a fantasy world.

Morgan Stanley Also Confused Like Banner After Transformation

Morgan Stanley say 'turbulent quarter'. Hulk knows turbulence! Like when Hulk ride Quinjet! They cut price target too but still say 'overweight'. Overweight? Hulk lift cars! Hulk is STRONG! They say there is risk but Hulk is the BIGGEST risk of all! They do not see the big picture. Are they blind?

Citi and JPMorgan Play It Safe...Too Safe!

Citi and JPMorgan ALSO say 'buy' but lower price target. Sounds like everyone is scared of Hulk! They say tariffs are reason. JPMorgan even say there's upside if tariffs are lower. If tariffs are higher Hulk will just SMASH them! Problems solved! They call First Solar a 'top pick.' If First Solar so 'top' why numbers bad?

Goldman Sachs and UBS Try to Be Optimistic Hulk Not Buying It!

Goldman Sachs and UBS also repeat same old song. 'Buy' but lower price. They say there is upside. Upside? Hulk smash upside! UBS says stock go up 71%. Maybe they are right...but Hulk still skeptical. They just trying to sound smart! Hulk think analysts need to stop thinking and start smashing! Maybe then First Solar's earnings make sense! Hulk need a nap.