Hulk Smash Wall Street! Snowflake Stock Make Green (Like Hulk!)

Wall Street Talkin' Hulk Listen (Kinda)

Puny analysts on Wall Street... always talkin' talkin' talkin'! They say Snowflake gonna do good. Something 'bout clouds and data. Hulk no care 'bout clouds! Hulk only care 'bout smash! But these guys they say even with orange man Trump and his angry tariffs Snowflake still make money. Like Hulk they strong! Maybe Hulk invest… maybe not. Hulk rather smash.

Shiny AI Thingies!

They also say something 'bout AI... Artificial... Intelligence? Sounds like Banner! Hulk hate Banner when he smart. These analysts want Snowflake to make robots? Robots to smash too? Hulk like that! But if robots try to CONTROL Hulk Hulk SMASH!

Money Money Money! (Hulk Like Green)

These FactSet guys say Snowflake gonna make 21 cents per share. What is 'share'? Sounds small. Hulk want WHOLE company! They say revenue gonna be 'bout $1 billion. That is LOT of green! Almost as green as Hulk! Maybe worth not smash… maybe.

Goldman Sachs Say 'Buy'! (Hulk Say 'Smash'!)

Goldman Sachs... fancy name! They say buy Snowflake. They think stock go up. Kash Rangan… tiny brain big words! He say no downside. What 'downside'? Everything downside when Hulk angry! He talk 'bout Datadog and Hyperscalers... sound like comic book villains! Maybe Hulk fight them later. But for now Hulk listen to smarty pants.

Needham Say Even More 'Buy'!

More puny humans saying 'buy'! Mike Cikos from Needham thinks Snowflake gonna make even MORE money. He thinks they'll be like Hulk always getting stronger! Hulk like that. But Hulk stronger. ALWAYS.

JPMorgan Want Even Higher Target? Hulk Confused...

JPMorgan… another big name. Mike Murphy says Snowflake stock gonna go up even MORE! All these guys think they know everything. Hulk know one thing: Hulk is the strongest one there is! Maybe Snowflake strong too… but not Hulk strong! Still… good to know they makin' green. Hulk can use more green to buy… uh… smashable things!