Hulk Smash Tesla's Delivery Numbers! EV Maker Feels the Gamma Ray Burn!

Tesla's Numbers: Hulk See Red!

Hulk read numbers. Numbers say Tesla deliver only 384,000 cars in second quarter. That SMALL! Last year Tesla deliver MORE! Hulk smash when numbers go down! Analysts say they expect MORE! FactSet more like… FactSad! Hulk think they need gamma boost to see REAL numbers!

Model 3 and Y: Still King (and Queen) of the Road?

Tesla say Model 3 and Model Y still smash hits. 396,835 made! 373,728 delivered! Good numbers but Hulk want MORE! These cars better be strong or Hulk gonna test them himself! 'Hulk… is… strongest one there is!' Even stronger than electric car!

Blame Game: Who Made Tesla Angry?

Tesla blame delayed orders new Model Y. Hulk say blame EVERYONE! Customers too slow! Elon too busy fighting! Maybe Tesla need to make Hulk sized car! Then NO ONE complain! Independent researcher say 356,000. Kalshi say 364,000. Gene Munster say 4%. Hulk say they ALL WRONG! Hulk smash predictions!

Elon vs. The World: Hulk Understands the Rage!

Elon fight with everyone! China EV makers Trump Germany even shadows! Hulk understand anger! But Elon need to focus on CARS! Not politics! 'Puny god' president making Elon angry! Maybe Elon need to try yoga... or just Hulk smash!

Cybertruck: More Like Cyber RECALL!

Cybertruck! Look tough but got problem! Recalled EIGHT TIMES! Hulk not surprised! Cybertruck look like something Hulk smashed together after a bad day! 'Hulk SMASH!' and apparently Cybertruck break too. Needs more gamma radiation for strength!

Stock Market: Tesla Shares Going Down?!

Tesla shares DOWN! Market cap under $1 trillion! Hulk not understand stocks but Hulk understand DOWN! Elon need to make stock go UP! Or Hulk… start investing in gamma powered scooters! Markets close July 23 that when Elon speak. 'Hulk will be watching!'