Hulk Smash Tax Bill! But Some Tiny Stocks Might Get Bigger?

Tiny Brains Big Numbers!

Hulk read news. News say 'Goldman Sachs' (Hulk think they like gold shiny!) think some tiny stocks get bigger because of... Trump's tax plan? Trump say it good. But news also say it make BIG DEBT! Hulk no like debt. Debt make Hulk ANGRY! Hulk remember what Banner say: 'With great power comes great responsibility.' But Hulk think... big debt little responsibility!

House of Representatives: More Like House of... Paperwork!

They pass plan in 'House of Representatives.' Sounds boring. They talk about 'tax cuts' expiring. Hulk no understand taxes! Hulk only understand SMASH! Plan also have money for 'Golden Dome' missile thing. Sounds... explodey? Maybe fun for Hulk? But debt still there! Hulk remember Loki: 'I am burdened with glorious purpose!' Hulk think... purpose should be less debt more smash!

Senate: Where Good Bills Go to Die (Slowly)

News say plan go to 'Senate' now. Senate full of old wrinkly people! They want to cut 'Medicaid' and 'food stamps.' Food stamps?! Hulk need food! Hulk eat EVERYTHING! Cutting food make Hulk... you guessed it... ANGRY! Hulk think Senate need to learn about sharing. Remember what Hulk say to Thor: 'Puny god!' Senate puny budgeters!

Goldman's Golden Goose (or Just Some Small Chickens?)

Goldman Sachs say tiny companies with lots of 'capital spending' might get boost. 'Full expensing of domestic factories?' Sounds like... paperwork! But Goldman say small companies like tax policies more because they have 'higher domestic exposure leverage levels and tax rates.' Hulk no understand these big words! Hulk just want to smash buildings!

Hulk's Hot Stock Picks (Don't Blame Hulk if You Lose Money!)

Goldman like 'Kodiak Gas Services.' Gas? Hulk fart! They also like 'Shake Shack.' Burgers? Hulk like burgers! But analysts split on burgers... maybe too much grease? They also like 'RH' (fancy furniture) and 'Valvoline' (car juice). Hulk no care about fancy furniture or car juice! Hulk care about... SMASHING! Banner say: 'That's my secret Captain. I'm always angry.' Hulk agree. Always angry... and always hungry!

Hulk's Financial Advice: Invest in... Being Green!

So news say tiny stocks might get bigger. Maybe. Hulk say invest in... Hulk! Hulk good for environment! Hulk recycle buildings into smaller buildings! Hulk also provide free anger management! Hulk is green! Go green with Hulk! RARRR!