Hulk Smash Tax Bill! (But Some Small Stocks Might Like It...GRRR!)

Trump Tax Thingy: Hulk SMASH?

Hulk read news! Tiny brain hurt. Something about President Trump make new tax thingy. Like when puny Banner try explain science! Extend cuts new stuff missile thingy... Hulk no like missiles! Make Hulk ANGRY! Economist people say debt get BIGGER! Like Hulk when he SMASH! Senate people fight like Hulk and Thunderbolt Ross! This already sound like bad joke! Like when Loki try trick Hulk!

Food Stamps Cut? Hulk NO Like!

Hulk hear tax thingy cut food stamps! NO! Hulk understand hungry! Hulk been hungry! This make Hulk see RED! People need food! Not missiles! Not tax cuts for shiny buildings! Food for EVERYONE! Hulk think...maybe Banner right. Sometimes smart good.

Small Cap Stocks Get BIG? Maybe...

Goldman Sachs think some small cap company get BIGGER because of this. Full expensing of domestic factory! Like Hulk building Hulk sized bed! More money for interest expenses! Small company small problem maybe. But Hulk still watching! Goldman Sachs people say small caps like this because they like taxes and leverage! Like when Hulk try pick up Mjolnir! ALL ABOUT THE LEVERAGE!

Kodiak Gas: Sounds Smelly...

This company name Kodiak Gas. Sound like when Hulk eat bad burrito! They do natural gas stuff. Stock down but people think it go UP! They say shale oil field good for them! Profit margin and buy back stock. Blah blah blah. Hulk prefer SMASH stock! But if they give food to hungry people maybe Hulk not SMASH so hard.

Shake Shack: Hulk Like Burgers!

Shake Shack! Hulk know Shake Shack! They make tasty burger! But analyst people fight about it. Some say good some say bad. Hulk say… GIVE HULK BURGER! Then Hulk decide if good! If not…HULK SMASH!

Other Companies: Blah Blah...

More company name: RH Valvoline. One do home stuff other do car stuff. Hulk not care much! Unless they mess with Hulk's home or Hulk's ride! Then...HULK SMASH! Hulk tired of tax talk. Hulk go lift car now. Maybe smash something.