
Little Man Talk Big Numbers!
Hulk hear little man Lutnick talk about tariffs. He say they stay same. Hulk think 'Why little man talk? Hulk should smash tariffs!' But Banner say 'Hulk smashing not always answer.' Hulk still think smashing good idea. These humans make Hulk head hurt more than MODOK!
Trump Talk! (Loudly)
Trump Man he talk on Truth Social! He say tariffs 55%! White House people say 'No Trump just add numbers already there!' Hulk confused. Numbers make Hulk ANGRY! Is like gamma radiation... too much to understand! Hulk prefer smash.
London Calling! (For Hulk to Smash)
Little men talk in London. Trade negotiators they call themselves. They make deal 'done' but not really done! Hulk think they need Hulk to smash some sense into deal. Make it DONE! Like Hulk smash puny god!
China Tariffs Stay Small! (Like Ant Man)
China tariffs they stay at 10%. So small! Like Ant Man! Hulk could step on them. But Banner say 'Hulk that not helpful.' Hulk think Banner boring. Hulk want to smash! But Banner keep Hulk... CALM.
Rare Earths? Hulk Want Rocks!
Trump Man say China give 'full magnets any necessary rare earths.' Hulk think 'Hulk want rocks!' But Banner say rare earths important for… things. Hulk not care. Hulk want smash rocks with big hammer!
Xi and Trump: Buddies Now? (Hulk Not Sure)
Trump Man say him and Xi Man work together! Open China to American Trade! Hulk think 'Hulk open anything with smash!' But maybe talking better. Maybe. Hulk still keep smash hand ready. Just in case.
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