Hulk Smash Strait of Hormuz Closure Fears! (But Iran Might Get Smashed Too)

Iran Say 'Close Strait'! Hulk Say 'Bad Idea!'

Hulk read news! Iran they talk big! They say 'We close Strait of Hormuz!' Hulk laugh! Iran like puny Banner when he angry – make lots of noise but mostly hurt self! Experts say Iran close strait Iran make many enemies! Even China Hulk's sometimes ally will be ANGRY! Hulk know anger. But Hulk also know… sometimes smash own foot! This one of those times for Iran! They think they hurt America but they mostly hurt themselves!

Iran's 'Close Strait' Plan: Dumber Than Trying to Calm Hulk with Butterfly Net!

Vandana Hari smart lady say Iran closing strait is 'absolutely minimalistic' chance! Hulk agree! If Iran close strait neighbor countries get mad! They all need oil! It like Hulk taking away everyone's gamma smoothies! Not gonna end well! And China? China need Iran oil! Hulk no like anyone messing with China's stuff they have too many fireworks for Hulk's liking. So Iran close strait Iran lose friends and make Hulk… unimpressed.

China: Hulk's… Friend? They Like Oil!

Clayton Seigle says China 'very dependent' on oil. Like Hulk dependent on smashing! China need oil from Gulf. If Iran close strait China not get oil! China get angry! Angry China is like a gamma bomb waiting to explode! Nobody wants that not even Hulk! So China want Iran to be nice. Which is like asking Hulk to play tea party with Betty. Not gonna happen.

Strait of Hormuz: Tiny Place BIG Problems!

Strait of Hormuz is only way for oil to leave Persian Gulf! 20% of world oil goes through there! U.S. Energy guys say it's 'world's most important oil choke point.' Like Hulk's neck! You choke Hulk Hulk SMASH! You choke oil everyone SMASH… their wallets! Because prices go UP!

Rattle the Cage Not Break the Cage: Iran's Risky Game

Bishop say Iran not gonna do 'all or nothing.' They just wanna make prices go up a little! Hurt America a little! Like Hulk flicking puny humans! But if they hurt too much America get VERY angry! And America has friends with BIG muscles too! So Iran play dangerous game. Like playing poker with Hulk… and Hulk has all the aces (and maybe a few gamma powered fists under the table)!

Gas Prices Go UP! Hulk Need More Money for Gamma Smoothies!

Patrick De Haan say gas prices in America go UP! $3.35 $3.50 per gallon! Hulk need that money for gamma smoothies! Iran close strait oil prices go crazy! Saudi Arabia UAE Kuwait Qatar – they all send oil through there! If strait closed they can't send oil! Then everyone pay more! Hulk not like paying more! Hulk rather smash things!