Hulk Smash Retirement... Funds! 401(k)s Reach New Heights!

Hulk See Green... In 401(k)s!

Hulk been watching. Puny humans finally listen! Fidelity say 401(k) savings go up to 14.3%! That include human AND company money. Good! But not good enough. Hulk want 100%! Hulk always save. Hulk need buy new pants when Hulk get bigger! This good news but Hulk still skeptical. 'Puny humans... always fighting.'

Humans Defer? Hulk Confused.

Humans defer 9.5% and companies cough up 4.8%? Hulk not understand 'defer'. Hulk smash now worry later! But this 'auto escalation' thing... Hulk kind of like. It's like Banner turn into Hulk... automatically! More money good. More Hulk good. So more money for Hulk good!

15%? Hulk Say MORE!

Fidelity say 15% enough? HA! Hulk laugh! 15% is for puny humans. Hulk need at least... infinity percent! Need save for gamma radiation protection new lab coats for Banner and maybe even a jet plane for Hulk to smash when he's bored! 'Hulk is strongest there is!'

No Magic Number? Hulk Make Magic!

Some smart human named Larry Luxenberg say no magic number. Hulk say WRONG! Magic number is ALL THE MONEY! More money more power! Hulk show you magic. Hulk turn small investment into...HULK SIZED INVESTMENT! But seriously Hulk understand. Everyone different. Some humans spend on tiny cars. Hulk spend on... smashing tiny cars!

FREE MONEY?! Hulk Like Free!

Free money from company? Hulk take it ALL! Company match like free gamma radiation! Hulk get stronger you get richer... maybe. Just make sure company not trick you with 'vesting schedule'. Hulk not like tricks! Hulk smash tricksters!

Hulk's Final Smash vice!

Hulk tell you what. Save as much money as you can. Don't be like puny Banner always worrying. Be like Hulk! SMASH your savings goals! And if you don't... Hulk might just accidentally smash your car...or your bank account! 'Hulk... SMASH!'