Hulk Smash Mortgage Rates! Are You Ready to Pay More?

Hulk No Like High Numbers!

Hulk read news! News say mortgage rates go up! 7.1%! Hulk remember when Banner could buy ten houses for that! Now? Maybe a closet! Trump man put tariffs on things. Hulk think tariffs make prices go SMASH! Like Hulk smash puny humans! But then Trump man change mind. Hulk confused. Is like when Loki trick Hulk! Bad news for puny humans wanting to buy big house!

Bonds Do What Now?

News people talk about 'bonds.' Hulk no understand. Seem important. Like gamma radiation but boring! They go up they go down. News man Matthew Graham say bonds have worst week since before Hulk even green! Hulk was too busy smashing army then to care about papers. But Banner probably did.

Inflation Roar Like Hulk!

Hulk see 'inflation' going up! Like Hulk anger! People think things cost more money! Hulk know cost of smashing go up too! More rubble! More repairs! Hulk hope Abomination not see this. He get ideas.

Spring Housing Market? More Like Spring Smashing Market!

They say this important time for buy house. But who buy house when rates higher than Hulk's temper?! Hulk think people save money and buy Hulk sized house made of adamantium! Good luck finding that. Maybe Stark man can help? HA!

Job Market Make Hulk Angry!

News lady say people worry about jobs. No jobs mean no money! No money mean no house! Maybe people should get jobs smashing things for Hulk! Good pay lots of benefits like...uh...not getting smashed! Hulk think about it.

Hulk's Economic Forecast: SMASH!

So what Hulk think? Hulk think economy like Loki's plans: messy and confusing! But Hulk always smash messy things! So maybe Hulk smash economy and make it better? Or maybe just smash things until Banner comes back. Either way Hulk smash!