New York City Comptroller Brad Lander detained by ICE while escorting a defendant, sparking outrage. Hulk says: Puny humans!
New York City Comptroller Brad Lander detained by ICE while escorting a defendant, sparking outrage. Hulk says: Puny humans!

ICE Take Comptroller? Hulk Say: PUNY!

Hulk hear news! Some small pants ICE guys grab New York City Comptroller Brad Lander! Lander try help someone at immigration court then BAM! Handcuffs! Wife Meg Barnette she say Lander get taken by 'masked agents.' Hulk think: Masks? What they scared of? Hulk not need mask Hulk STRONG! ICE no talk to puny news people at CNBC yet. Maybe they scared of Hulk too! Hulk SMASH if they don't explain!

Tiny Handcuffs Big Problem for Comptroller

Video show Lander ask for 'judicial warrant' before gettin' cuffed. What is warrant? Some paper? Hulk rip paper! But Lander still in cage! Wife say he got lawyer city got lawyer. Lots of talking not enough SMASHING. Barnette say she scared for other families. Hulk understand. Being powerless make Hulk… you wouldn't like Hulk when he's powerless!

Lander: He Observe He Protest He Arrested?

Apparently Lander been to this court before. Now he a candidate for mayor! Maybe ICE guys no like his policies? Hulk no care 'bout politics. Hulk care 'bout justice! Banner try explain politics once. Hulk just got headache and wanted to smash things.

Senator Get Cuffed Too? What World Coming To?

Hulk hear 'bout Senator Alex Padilla also gettin' cuffed! For askin' question! What?! Hulk ask question all time. 'Where Banner?!' 'Why sun hurt Hulk eyes?!' No cuffs yet. Maybe 'cause Hulk BIG. Padilla say if they do that to senator imagine what they do to regular folks. Hulk thinks: They better not try it on Hulk!

Attorney General ANGRY! (Hulk Understand)

New York Attorney General Letitia James call detention 'unacceptable.' She say it abuse of power! Hulk agree! She say it 'grotesque escalation.' Hulk like that word. Grotesque! She blame Trump. Hulk no care who blame. Just make sure people not get unfairly cuffed! Hulk smash injustice!

Hulk Says: Stay Tuned or Hulk SMASH!

This story still growin'. Like Hulk muscles after gamma radiation! Hulk will keep watchin'. If ICE guys act bad Hulk might… visit. They wouldn't like Hulk when he visits. Especially if he's carrying a tiny bewildered politician. Hulk SMASH!


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