Hulk Smash China's Weak Manufacturing! Trade War Make Hulk ANGRY!

China Manufacturing: Puny and Weak!

Hulk hear China's factories not make enough stuff. Numbers go DOWN! Means less things for Hulk to SMASH! China say trade war with small handed man in America make things bad. Hulk think China need more gamma radiation! Make BIGGER STRONGER factories! Like Hulk! You wouldn't like them when they're shrinking!

Trump Tariffs: Little Man's Anger!

Trump put tariffs on China! What tariffs even MEAN? Hulk think it mean things cost MORE! Trump think make America great again? Hulk think make Hulk ANGRY again! Trump sound like Thunderbolt Ross! Always try to CONTROL Hulk! This is just numbers to Hulk Hulk smash number later.

China Retaliate: Tiny Bites Back!

China bite back! Put tariffs on America too! Like tiny ant try to fight Hulk! Hulk just SMASH ant! China say Trump tariffs 'meaningless numbers game.' Hulk agree! Numbers MEAN NOTHING! Hulk only care about SMASHING! Trade war more like trade...snore! Wake Hulk up when something EXPLODE!

Cargo Ships: Empty Like Hulk's Stomach!

Less cargo ships go from China to America. Means less things for Hulk to... uh... ignore. Hulk no care about boats! Hulk care about Banner! Banner care about boats and... economics. Bah! Banner say this 'supply chain disruption.' Hulk say 'Hulk want burrito!'

China's Confidence: Delusional Like Leader!

China say they still hit 'around 5%' goal. Hulk think that LIE! China try trick Hulk! Like Loki! China need to PUNT! Hulk knows all about punting. "Hulk... SMASH!" Hulk

Hulk's Prediction: Pain and Explosions!

Eurasia Group (Hulk no care what name mean) say China exports go DOWN. China need spend more money to fix. Hulk say just let Hulk SMASH! Fix EVERYTHING! Trade war make world SMALLER. Hulk hate small! Hulk need BIGGER!