Hulk Smash Career Change: From Headhunter to Book Writer!

Hulk Used To Be Headhunter...Before Hulk Smash!

Hulk used to smash...uh I mean recruit people! Tiny puny humans looking for jobs. Hulk liked helping them but Hulk brain always thinking 'Hulk want to smash...WORDS!' Not just buildings. So She Woman (author person) was a recruiter HR person blah blah blah. Then she get smart and want to write book. Hulk know books. Hulk read many books...when Banner not in control. She Woman make Hulk think: 'Hulk can do that! Hulk SMASH words onto page!' But first Hulk read how she did it. Hulk ALWAYS learn!

Hulk Do Research! Like Banner But With More Roar!

She Woman say 'Do research!' Hulk already good at that. Hulk research best smashing techniques! But this different. This research ABOUT writing. Hulk look at other writer people. How they write? What they write? Hulk learn word counts agents editors... all kinds of puny human stuff. Hulk find 'The Shit No One Tells You About Writing.' Hulk think 'Hulk already know plenty of SHIT!' But Hulk read anyway. Always gotta learn!

Hulk Learn! Hulk Go To...School?!

Hulk smash... classes? She Woman went to writing school! Two years! Hulk think that long time to sit still. But she say it important. Hulk learn how to write story get feedback. Important stuff for tiny brain. But Hulk have BIG BRAIN! Hulk learn fast. Hulk smash...uh I mean write good!

Hulk Practice! Hulk Write Angry Emails!

Practice make perfect puny humans say. Hulk practice smashing. She Woman practice writing. She write articles blog posts short stories. Get rejected! Hulk know about rejection. Everyone reject Hulk! But Hulk keep smashing... uh writing! She Woman say getting better at writing fun. Getting better at rejection? Not so fun! Hulk agree. Rejection make Hulk ANGRY! But Hulk control anger...mostly.

Hulk Need Friends! Hulk Join Writer Gang!

Hulk need friends? Hulk have Banner! But she woman say network is good. Hulk think network is for catching fish. But this network is for writer people. They help each other. They read each other's stories. They give each other hugs...Hulk not hug. Hulk smash pat on back! She Woman say connections open doors but writing have to be good. Hulk think Hulk writing is BEST! Because Hulk write it!

Hulk Keep Job! Hulk No Quit!

She Woman work lots of jobs while writing book. Personal assistant real estate person blah blah blah. Hulk think that crazy! But Hulk understand. Hulk need to eat. Hulk need pants. Writing no pay bills at first. She Woman smart. She patient. She keep writing. And finally...SHE WIN! Now Hulk think 'Hulk can write book too! Hulk write book about smashing! It be best seller!' Hulk show them all. HULK IS STRONGEST WRITER THERE IS!