Hulk Smash Australian Markets! (But Only a Little)

Albanese Win? Hulk No Understand!

Puny humans! Always with the elections and the… Prime Ministers? Hulk not care about politics. But puny markets in Australia they go down a little after little human win again. Albanese… Hulk think he smell of… broccoli? Maybe Hulk just hungry. Banner say 'Hulk pay attention to global events!' Hulk say 'Hulk rather smash!' But Banner control now. So Hulk report. Australia up then Australia down. Like Hulk's mood swings!

Dollar Do the Hokey Pokey!

Australian dollar… it wobble! Goes down tiny bit. 0.06%! Hulk smash bigger numbers than that for breakfast! Against… US dollar. Hulk heard of dollar. It green. Like Hulk! But smaller. And made of paper. Puny. Banner say 'This is important Hulk! It affects the economy!' Hulk say 'Economy affect when Hulk smash building!' Banner sigh. Always with the sighing.

Asia Sleepy Time

Other places in Asia… they sleep! Holidays. Hulk wish Hulk get holiday. Then Hulk smash without Banner yelling about 'property damage' and 'international incidents'. Japanese Korean Chinese… all closed. Maybe they smart. Maybe they know Hulk coming. Maybe they just like fireworks.

Wall Street Go Up? Hulk Confused!

Wall Street... go up! After going down! Then go up! Like a very confusing roller coaster that Hulk would probably smash anyway. Banner says Wall Street is important something about investments and stocks. Hulk thinks it sounds boring but at least it means less for puny humans to cry about. They get angry Hulk get angry and everyone gets smashed! It is the circle of life!

Trump Tariffs? Hulk Remember!

Trump… Tariffs… Hulk remember! Trump make Hulk angry once. VERY angry. Hulk smash lots of things that day. Banner had to apologize to… Canada? Hulk not sure. Tariffs are like… annoying mosquito that won't go away. Hulk prefer just smash the mosquito. More direct.

Hulk Say: Invest in Gamma Radiation!

So markets up markets down. Dollar wiggles. Hulk not care. Hulk care about smashing! And maybe a sandwich. But if puny humans want advice from Hulk: Invest in Gamma radiation! It make you big and strong! And very very green. But maybe not do that. Banner say it bad idea. Fine Banner always ruining Hulk's fun. Hulk go smash now!