Hulk Smash Apple's AI Dilemma: Is This Enough to Make Hulk Upgrade?

Apple in a Tight Spot? Hulk Says 'Puny Problems!'

Hulk hear puny humans talking about Apple. Apple have big meeting! Worldwide Developer Conference or something. They need to show shiny new AI stuff. If not stock go down? Hulk don't care about stock. Hulk care about smash! But maybe… maybe Hulk care a little. If Apple no good maybe less money for new Hulk sized pants. Hulk need stretchy pants!

AI or A I Yai Yai! What's the Dealio?

This 'AI' thing everyone talking about it. Like Banner always talking about Gamma this Gamma that. Hulk just want smash! But seems like Apple behind. Google Meta they have fancy AI already. Apple Intelligence… sounds like something Banner make in lab. Probably explode. But people trust Apple. They buy all the shiny things. Will they buy AI too? Hulk not sure. Hulk use brain more than tiny phone!

Loyal Users: More Like Loyal Idiots? Hulk Doubt It!

People say Apple have loyal users. Like puppy dogs! But maybe Apple make good stuff. Hulk not know. Hulk use old phone. Still works! Why need new phone every year? Just waste of money! But maybe new AI… make Hulk smash things better? Hmmm… Tempting.

Can Apple Catch Up? Hulk Thinks 'Hulk Always Catches Up!'

Apple need to catch up to other big tech companies. They down 8% this quarter! Pathetic! Hulk never down 8%. Hulk always UP! UP on buildings UP on mountains UP on enemies! If Apple show good AI maybe stock go up. Maybe then Hulk get free iPhone. Hulk like free things!

Hulk Hear Bad News: Analyst Say 'No Good!'

Some smarty pants analyst say Apple no have good stuff. Say iPhone 17 no exciting. Hulk say 'SO WHAT?' Hulk no need iPhone 17! Hulk need strong phone! One that can survive Hulk smash! But if Apple no make good stuff stock stay down. And Hulk no get free pants. This make Hulk ANGRY!

But Wait! There's Hope? Hulk Senses Something…

Other smarty pants analyst say summer good for Apple. New iPhones! People get excited! Hulk sense something… a glimmer of hope! Maybe Apple surprise everyone! Maybe they make AI so good even Hulk impressed! Then Hulk smash app store with downloads! Hulk love smash… and free stuff!