Hulk SMASHES Elon Musk's Fed Reno Rant! Is It Wasteful or Worth It?

Musk Mad! Billion Dollar Redecorating Rage!

Elon Musk puny human making noise again! This time he yell about Federal Reserve spending TWO AND A HALF BILLION dollars on... *redecorating*? Hulk hear that number Hulk think 'Hulk could buy whole island for that!' Musk say it 'sounds high.' Hulk think so too! Is like buying new pants when you already have twenty! Wasteful! But maybe... maybe there is more to this story? Hulk need to investigate. Hulk SMASH if necessary!

Fed's Fancy Fixer Upper: Building Codes and Broken Promises!

Fed say they started this renovation in 2021. Only *ONE POINT NINE* billion then! But then like Hulk getting angrier price goes UP! They blame rising material cost delays design changes and... *site problems*? Hulk think 'Site problems? Did Hulk step on it?' They say renovation fix old upgrades building codes new technology and save energy. Maybe good. Maybe save money later like Banner trying to save the world! But Hulk still suspicious. Is this 'modern efficient workspace' just code for REALLY expensive chairs?

DOGE Days: Saving Taxpayers (Maybe)!

Musk's DOGE – not the dog the other DOGE – say they save taxpayers $160 billion. Hulk not sure how Hulk usually too busy smashing to balance books. But Musk say we need to see pictures of fancy Fed redecoration. 'Eyebrow raiser,' he say! Hulk raise BOTH eyebrows! Fed need to show proof! Or Hulk will think they spending money on GOLD toilets!

Not Taxpayer Money? Lies! Deception!

Fed say they not using taxpayer money they get money from interest and bank fees! Tricky! But Musk point out the *members* of the Fed get paid with taxpayer money. So still kind of taxpayer money! And what about when Fed has losses? Who covers it THEN? Hmmm? Hulk think Fed is playing with fire! Hulk not like fire! Fire make Hulk angrier! And you won't like Hulk when he's angry!

80 Years Old and Falling Apart? Hulk Relates!

They say building is 80 years old. Hulk been around longer than that! Fed say 'building systems are at the end of their useful life.' Hulk know the feeling! But Hulk get stronger! This building just get more expensive! Fed need to show Hulk the plans! Hulk decide if worth it!

Hulk Verdict: Show Me the Money (and the Plans)!

Hulk need more information! Fed hide something! Hulk smell it! They need to be transparent! Show what they get for two and a half BILLION dollars! If it wasteful Hulk SMASH! If it good investment... well Hulk still probably SMASH something just maybe a little less!