Hulk SMASHES Bad Habits! You Won't BELIEVE What This Doc Regrets!?

Hulk No Like 'What Ifs'!

Hulk read this puny human article. Human always thinking 'what if?' Hulk say 'Hulk SMASH 'what if'!' But… Hulk understand little brain need learn. This doctor human talk about bad things from past. Hulk listen so YOU listen too! Before Hulk get… unreasonable.

Soda... The REAL Green Monster!

This human doctor used to drink soda all day! Like Banner with his lab juice... only WORSE! Sugar bad! Make Hulk even angrier! Doctor say sugar bad for brain give you the diabeetus make you forget things. Hulk say 'Hulk forget where he parked car ALL the time!' But this different. This BAD forget. So no soda! Hulk prefer Gamma irradiated smoothies. Much better!

Loud Music Make Hulk… CONFUSED!

Hulk love music! But Hulk no need hear it LOUD. This doctor human blast music in ears. Now ears broken! Doctor say loud noise break ear hairs... and those hairs never come back! Then Hulk can't hear puny humans scream when Hulk SMASH! Plus doctor say broken ears make brain go sleepy. Hulk need brain! Brain tell Hulk where to SMASH!

Sleep? Hulk Too Busy SMASHING!

Sleep! Puny humans need sleep. Hulk think sleep is for weaklings... BUT! Banner say sleep good for Hulk's brain. Doctor say sleep help brain grow remember things and clean up all the junk. Hulk need clean brain! Otherwise Hulk forget which way to Avengers Tower. So sleep! Even Hulk need it... sometimes.

Hulk SMASH Bad Habits... You Do Too!

Doctor human say it’s never too late! Hulk hope so. Hulk made MANY mistakes. Like the time Hulk tried to use Thor's hammer as a back scratcher… Anyway doctor say changing bad habits can help. Even if Hulk still get angry sometimes. It's the Gamma you wouldn't understand.

Hulk Advice: Don't Make Hulk Angry… Or Drink Soda!

So listen to Hulk! No soda no loud music and get some sleep! Or else… Hulk SMASH your bad habits! And maybe you. Just kidding! (Mostly.) Hulk leave now. Need to find a good place for a nap... and maybe a gamma irradiated smoothie. Hulk... OUT!