Hulk SMASHES Apple Job for BITCOIN?! You Won't Believe What Happened Next!

Hulk No Like Centralized Databases!

Hulk read about puny humans in Austin. One human Mark Suman he leave shiny Apple job! Apple talk big about privacy but Hulk think even punier humans can do better. Suman go to Bitcoin Commons. Sounds like good place for Hulk to smash... problems! Suman want build new thing something… novel. Like Hulk build new house after smash old one! He meet other humans like Banner meet Avengers. They build Open Secret make sure no one steal data. Hulk like. No steal data from Hulk!

Sleepless Nights? Hulk Never Sleep!

Suman say he have sleepless nights! Hulk laugh! Hulk NEVER sleep! Maybe nap after smash but no sleep. Suman have family kids. Hulk understand… sort of. Banner used to worry about Hulk smashing everything. But Suman believe in blockchain. Hulk think blockchain is like force field protect data. But if Hulk smash blockchain… uh oh.

Bitcoin Clubhouse: Where Rogue Developers Roam!

Bitcoin Commons sound like interesting place. Venture capitalists open source contributors off grid energy technicians… sounds like a party! Hulk like parties! Especially when there's smashing involved. Parker Lewis say Bitcoin important. Hulk agree. Bitcoin like Hulk – strong independent and hard to control! Dan Lawrence say everyone "bleed bitcoin." Hulk bleed green! But Hulk understand the sentiment.

Trump Card: Bitcoin Edition!

The news say Bitcoin price go up and down like Hulk's mood! Trump back in White House do pro Bitcoin things. Pardoned Silk Road founder? Hulk think that's… interesting. Suman cautious of politicians. Hulk agree! Politicians like Loki. Always scheming! But Suman say Trump deliver promises. Hulk say 'Hulk see it to believe it!'

Regulation: Friend or Foe? Hulk SMASHES Red Tape!

Humans worry about regulations. Kevin Hurley say regulators less combative. Hulk say 'Hulk combative when Hulk need to be!' Joe Kelly say careful what you wish for when government own Bitcoin. Hulk say 'Government own Hulk? Hulk SMASH!'. Becca Rubenfeld say Bitcoin becoming like other financial asset. Hulk say 'Bitcoin become strongest asset!'

More Money More Problems? Hulk's Already Got Plenty!

Venture capitalists throwing money at Bitcoin startups. Hulk say 'Give Hulk money! Hulk use it to buy bigger pants!' Christopher Calicott say people believe Bitcoin will last. Hulk say 'Hulk LAST FOREVER!' Steve Barbour building off grid mining containers. Sounds like Hulk could use one of those! Lisa Neigut runs Bitcoin++ conference. Hulk go to Bitcoin++! Hulk be best speaker! Alana Mediavilla make documentary. Hulk smash documentary! Just kidding… maybe.