Hulk SMASH! Trump Meme Coin Scheme Make Hulk ANGRY!

Puny Politicians Whine!

Hulk hear puny senators Schiff and Warren making noise. They say Trump have dinner with people who buy his funny money coin. They say it like selling presidency! Hulk think maybe they right! Banner always say power corrupt and absolute power corrupt absolutely! Hulk think Trump need to learn some manners or Hulk will teach him!

Meme Coin Make Green Skin Cringe!

This Trump coin make Hulk skin crawl. Coin go up 50% just 'cause of dinner? Hulk smash things worth more than that! This remind Hulk of Loki tricks! Shiny but empty inside. Hulk prefer smash things that real not some digital doohickey! Puny humans and their strange obsessions!

Trump Family Get Rich Quick? Hulk Smell Rat!

Senators say Trump and family make big money from this coin. Over $100 million! Hulk think that lot of smash money! Hulk think Trump maybe need new financial advisor! Maybe She Hulk can give advice? She smart AND strong! But Hulk think where money come from? Foreign spies? People who want pardons? This is bad for everyone! Hulk no like it!

Republicans Cover Ears Hulk ROAR!

Senators write letter to ethics people but they no listen. Republicans control everything! Hulk know this game. They protect Trump like Ross protect himself. But Hulk always get through! Hulk hope someone listen to senators or Hulk smash the whole swamp and make them listen!

Stablecoin? More Like Unstable Situation!

Trump family make another coin! Stablecoin they call it. Hulk think it more like unstable situation. Hulk bet it blow up in their face like gamma bomb! This whole crypto thing confuse Hulk. But Hulk know one thing: if it smell fishy smash it!

Hulk Say 'Puny Ethics'! Hulk Smash Anyway!

They say 80% of the coin belong to Trump! Hulk think that greedy! Hulk no like greedy people. Hulk want to smash them all! Hulk wish Banner here. He know all about ethics and laws. But Hulk just know right from wrong. And this Trump coin thing? WRONG! Hulk SMASH!