Hulk SMASH Tariffs! Will These Stocks Survive Trump's Trade Wars?!

Trump Talk Hulk ANGRY!

Puny humans always talking! Now they talk about tariffs. Trump say he open to deals but Hulk think he just want to SMASH! Jefferies smart people say some stocks maybe get BIGGER if deals happen. But Hulk not care about 'maybe'! Hulk care about NOW! S&P 500 Nasdaq Dow Jones… all going DOWN! Like Hulk after Banner drink wrong juice! This "reciprocal" tariff deadline sound like something Abomination make up!

Jefferies Smart? Hulk SMARTER!

Jefferies guy Aniket Shah try to figure out who make deal fastest. He look at government friends how much they buy from US how much US sell to them tariff rate and economy strength. Sound like too much math for Hulk! But he say UK Japan Vietnam India Cambodia maybe make deals. Trump put new tariffs on them. 10% 24% 46% 26% 49%!! Numbers make Hulk head hurt!

Nike Need Hulk Sized Shoes!

Nike they make shoes and clothes maybe get help from Vietnam and Cambodia. But they hurt BAD since Trump's tariffs. Stock down almost 18%! Puny! They make half their shoes in Vietnam some clothes in Cambodia. Analyst say BUY! But Hulk say…BUY WHAT? Hulk only BUY SMASH! He thinks stock go up 116%! Maybe Hulk should buy…or SMASH.

Boeing Fly High? Hulk Fly HIGHER!

Boeing they make big planes. Maybe they benefit from UK Japan India deals. They sell planes all over world. Stock went up a little but still down a lot since 2025 start. Puny humans fly in Boeing planes Hulk can jump to space!

Amazon Deliver...SMASH!

Amazon they sell everything! They maybe get help from UK and Japan deals. But stock still down. Hulk think Amazon should sell Hulk sized pants! Then Hulk invest! Hulk need stretchy pants for when Hulk get ANGRY!

CNBC Pro? Hulk PRO at SMASHING!

CNBC have meeting at New York Stock Exchange! Talking heads talking about markets. Hulk have better idea! Hulk go there Hulk talk Hulk SMASH! That make news! They say 'access to expert insights is paramount'. Hulk say access to HULK is paramount! Hulk provide expert smashing! Tickets limited? Hulk make own ticket! Hulk SMASH ticket booth!