Hulk SMASH Market Fears! Rich Sit Tight While Others Panic!

Hulk No Sell! Hulk HOLD!

Puny humans panic! Market go down everyone scream! But rich people? They smart. Like Banner... sometimes. Article say they mostly sit on big piles of money like Hulk sit on mountain of rubble! They watch little guys sell sell SELL! Hulk think they laugh a little too. Hulk understand. It’s good to be strong... and rich!

Dry Powder? Hulk Prefer Wet Cement!

These moneybags have 'dry powder,' whatever that is. Hulk prefer wet cement. More smashable! Article say they wait for good time to buy. Like Hulk waiting for Loki to show his face again. Patience... then SMASH! Some even start buying! Hulk wonder if they buy Hulk toys? Hulk smash those too just kidding!

Gold! Shiny... But Hulk Stronger!

Article talk about gold. Shiny yes. But Hulk stronger! Rich people think gold keep them safe. Hulk think Hulk keep them safer. But gold good too Hulk guess. Like gamma radiation... good and bad! Article say everyone want piece of gold. Hulk want piece of cake!

Planning? Hulk Just SMASH!

Northern Trust lady say 'don't panic don't predict plan.' Hulk say 'SMASH!' But Banner say planning important. Estate planning tax planning... sound boring. But make rich people richer so maybe not so boring? Hulk still prefer smash. More fun.

Private Credit... Hulk Smell Trouble!

This Fleissig guy talk about 'private credit.' Sound shady! Article say too much money chasing deals not caring about risk. Hulk know about risk! Hulk *is* risk! Hulk think this private credit thing gonna blow up. Like building Hulk step on!

Rich People Venting? Hulk LISTEN... Then SMASH!

Last guy say rich people venting. Wah wah market go down! Hulk listen... sometimes. Mostly Hulk want smash. But Banner say important to listen. Maybe then rich people give Hulk cake? Or maybe just leave Hulk alone. Hulk like be alone... until someone make Hulk angry!