
China Factory...Ugh...Shrinking!
Hulk read news. China factory make less stuff! They call it 'contraction.' Sounds like Hulk's pants after Gamma Ray shower! Some number called PMI goes down. 49.0! Means less making more... uh... nothing? Analysts guys thought it would be 49.8. They still wrong! Hulk always right! Unless Banner is doing math. Then maybe Banner right... MAYBE! This trade war make Hulk wanna... SMASH!
Trump Man and His Big Tariffs!
Trump man put HUGE tariffs on China stuff. 145 percent! What is percent? Does it taste good? Probably not! White House say it's even more on some things like 245 percent! Hulk don't know what percent is but Hulk know BIG number mean bad time for China. China mad put tariffs on US stuff too! Now everyone angry! Hulk understand angry! Angry is Hulk's default setting!
Ships Going...NOWHERE!
Ships used to go back and forth from China to USA. Now? Not so much! Fewer boats carrying stuff. Economist guy say trade is 'severely disrupted.' Sounds like when Hulk try to play chess with Banner. Chess pieces go EVERYWHERE! Disrupted! Hulk just wanna smash puny cargo ships! But Banner say no. Banner say Hulk need to control anger. Hulk say Banner need to control his science experiments!
Maybe...A Little Help?
China maybe help some US stuff get in without so much tariff. Like medicine and airplane parts. Good! Because Hulk need medicine after smashing and Hulk like to travel in airplane but never fly! Trump man also say car no need so much tariffs...Hulk dont like car Hulk like smashing car! It like both side trying to fix little bit of broken stuff. Is like putting band aid on a building after Hulk smash it!
Big Trouble Little Numbers!
Some smart people say Trump's tariffs hurt China a lot! Hurt their GDP whatever that is. And cost China 9 million jobs! That a lot of puny humans out of work! China say they will help business and worker people. But Hulk think they need more than just words! They need... MORE GREEN!
China Say 'We Good!'... Hulk Not So Sure!
China say they still gonna hit their goal of 5% growth. Hulk think they need to smash some obstacles out of the way! Other smart people say China need to spend more money to make up for the losses. Some dude say exports gonna drop in half! China say they not talking to Trump man about tariffs. Sounds like stubborn! Hulk know stubborn! Hulk stubborn when people tell Hulk to calm down! Hulk never calm down!
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This article is too green for me.