HULK SMASH...IRAN'S OIL PLANS! Strait of Hormuz Closure? Hulk Says, 'Don't Make Me Angry, You Won't Like Me When I'm Angry!'

Iran Wanna Close Strait? Hulk Say 'BAD IDEA!'

Iran think they tough huh? Threaten to close Strait of Hormuz after U.S. poke nuclear sites. But Hulk say Iran just making Hulk angry! And you know what happen when Hulk angry! They say Iran parliament approve this foolishness. Hulk think Iran need to think more... with their brains not their fists! This not like Banner's science experiment gone wrong this like whole country gone wrong!

Enemies All Around? Hulk Think Iran Need Friends!

Experts say Iran close strait Iran make enemies with neighbors. Hulk know a thing or two about enemies. Abomination Leader General Ross... list goes on! But Iran make whole countries angry? That's a lot of Hulks coming at them! Even trade partners like China gonna be mad. China buy a lot of Iran oil. No oil no happy China. No happy China no money for Iran. Is simple math even for Hulk!

Higher Prices?! Hulk No Like Pay More!

Washington call on China to stop Iran. Smart move! Closure mean energy prices go up! Hulk no like pay more for gas to power Hulk mobile (Hulk modify Hummer make it Hulk mobile). Vandana Hari say chance of closure small. Hulk hope she right. Hulk no want another 'Hulk Out' moment at gas station. Last time Hulk accidentally...rearranged... pumps.

China's National Security? Hulk Think They Serious!

Clayton Seigle say China 'very dependent' on Gulf oil. If Iran mess with oil China get mad. And China...they got a lot of Hulks of their own! Not green ones but still. Andrew Bishop say Iran not want to anger China. Smart Iran! Disrupting supply put target on Iran's own oil production. Hulk think Iran should listen. Or Hulk gonna listen... with his fists!

Just Rattle the Market? Hulk Say: Play Games Win Stupid Prizes!

Bishop say Iran might 'rattle' oil flows to hurt U.S. But not too much so U.S. no smash Iran oil. Hulk think that like playing with fire...while standing in a pool of gasoline. Patrick De Haan say gas prices could go up in U.S. Hulk hate gas prices! Hulk remember time gas price so high Hulk almost... *deep breath* ... almost bought a bicycle!

Potential Impact? Hulk SEE Red!

S & P Global say Iran close strait everyone suffer! Iran Saudi Arabia UAE Kuwait Qatar... all lose oil exports! Asia Europe North America... all get less oil! Even natural gas get messed up! Goldman Sachs say oil might jump to $110 a barrel! Hulk say if that happen Hulk gonna find whoever responsible and... *Hulk's voice trails off menacingly* Hulk... gonna have words. And then probably smash.