HULK SMASH... WARBY PARKER'S SMART GLASSES! (But Hulk Still Sees Better)

Google and Warby Parker: A Smart Match?

Puny analysts are shouting about Warby Parker and Google making friends! Google give Warby Parker money like Banner give Hulk pants (but these pants made of money!). Google give $150 million! Half for making the things half for… hitting targets? Hulk hit targets all the time! Mostly things that annoy Hulk. Smart glasses with Google brain inside. They call it Android XR. Sounds like robot Hulk would fight! First glasses come… AFTER 2025? Hulk will be very very old by then. Or… maybe even MORE ANGRY!

AI Glasses? Sounds Like Trouble For Hulk

Analysts say smart glasses use Google's Gemini AI. AI make things smart. Smart things sometimes try to control Hulk! Hulk NO LIKE! But analysts say it good for Warby Parker stock. Stock go UP! Like Hulk when he gets angry! Maybe Hulk should buy stock. Then Hulk can smash the company if glasses not good! 'Hulk is strongest one there is!' Even stronger than new glasses!

Stock Market Go Boom! (Or Maybe Just a Little Pop)

Warby Parker shares jump! Analysts do happy dances. They say shares might go even HIGHER! Hulk unimpressed. Hulk only impressed by big numbers. Numbers bigger than… uh… very big rock! But analysts say 'BUY!' Like Hulk say 'SMASH!' Only… less smashing. Maybe. 'Puny god' (analysts) make big predictions.

Analyst Talk: Blah Blah Blah... More Money!

Analysts say lots of things. They say things like 'outperform' and 'upside.' Hulk doesn't know what that means. Sounds like things tiny humans care about. One analyst say Warby Parker will get more famous. More people to annoy Hulk! Another analyst says smart glasses market will be BIG! Big like Hulk? Probably not. 'Hulk always wins!'

Hulk Opinion: Glasses Better Be Good!

Analysts all have numbers. $24 this $22 that. Hulk doesn't care about numbers! Hulk care about results! If these glasses make Hulk see better so Hulk can smash better… then maybe Hulk like them. But if they make Hulk look like puny Banner… then Hulk SMASH! 'Hulk… SMASH!'

The Verdict: Hulk Watch and Wait... and Maybe Smash

So Warby Parker and Google making glasses. Analysts happy. Stock go up. Hulk… unconvinced. Hulk will watch. Hulk will wait. If glasses good Hulk leave them alone. If glasses bad… well… 'You wouldn't like me when I'm angry!'