HULK SMASH... Stock Market?! Circle and Coinbase Go Up, Go Down, Go... GREEN!

Circle Go Up Circle Go Down... What Circle Doing?

Hulk see Circle stock. Circle go up! Then Circle go down! Hulk not understand. But Hulk know one thing: when Circle go down Hulk feel... like puny Banner. But now Circle go up again! Like Hulk after good smash! They say it 'volatility.' Hulk say it ANNOYING! Why money no stay still? Banner say something about 'market forces' and 'investor sentiment.' Hulk say 'Hulk just wanna smash!'

Coinbase Steal Circle's Thunder? Hulk SMASH Competition!

Hulk hear investors run to Coinbase when Circle get weak. Coinbase like little brother trying to steal Hulk's gamma cookies! They get price target increase from Wall Street puny humans! Hulk no like! But Coinbase help Circle's USDC stablecoin. Half of interest money go to Coinbase! Make Coinbase strong. Maybe... maybe Hulk not smash Coinbase. Yet.

USDC Reserves Interest Money and Hulk's Confused Brain

Circle make money off USDC reserves. Money in bank. Money in... Treasury securities? Hulk no care! All Hulk care about is that money good! More money for Circle more power for Hulk! They say if Fed cut rate Circle make less money. Hulk say 'Puny rate cuts no scare Hulk!' Hulk smash rate cuts if Hulk have to!

GENIUS Act and STABLE Act: Laws for... Coins?

Puny humans in Senate make GENIUS Act for stablecoins. Now it go to House of Representatives. House also have STABLE Act. Acts for coins? Hulk think they should make act for Hulk! Hulk need act to protect Hulk from... things! Maybe act to get Hulk more gamma radiation. Make Hulk... HULKIER!

Powell Talk Trump Yell Hulk Bored

Humans watch Jerome Powell talk. Trump yell about lowering interest rates. Hulk yawn. Politics make Hulk sleepy. But sleepy Hulk still strong! Hulk can still smash! Hulk just hope Powell and Trump no make Circle and Coinbase angry. Angry Circle and Coinbase make Hulk... angrier! And you don't like Hulk when Hulk angry.

600% Increase?! Hulk Like Green Numbers!

Circle stock go up 600% since IPO! Coinbase have best month since November! Numbers make Hulk dizzy but green numbers good! Green is Hulk's color! Hulk think maybe Hulk invest in Circle and Coinbase. Then Hulk have more money to buy... pants! Because Hulk always rip pants. Hulk need STRONG pants!