HULK SMASH STOCKS! Data, Uranium, and Tiny Humans Fighting Cancer!

Numbers Make Hulk's Head Hurt!

Puny humans obsessed with numbers! They call it 'personal income' and 'consumer spending.' Hulk just smash! But Banner say important. Numbers come out at 8:30am. 'Squawk Box' (Hulk think should be called 'Smash Box'!) will watch. Hulk watch too... maybe smash later if Hulk bored. Hulk no like waiting! Hulk want results NOW! Like when Hulk want Loki... SMASH!

Glowy Rocks Go BOOM! (Sometimes)

Uranium! Hulk like glowy rocks. They make big booms! Global X Uranium ETF went down 2% today but Banner say it’s up 29% for the month. Oklo Nuscale Centrus Cameco... sounds like bad guys Hulk fight! But Banner say they 'nuclear tech' things. Oklo is up 122%! Hulk want to smash that high! But Banner say 'No Hulk! That's good!' Hulk confused. Hulk just want smash... responsibly. Glowy rocks up up up! Like Hulk jumping to space to fight Thanos. Good times... for smashing.

Tiny Humans Fight Cancer: Hulk Root For Them!

Humans meeting about fighting 'cancer.' Hulk know fight! Hulk good at fight! They have meeting in Chicago. American Society of Clinical Oncology… big words! Range Cancer Therapeutics ETF down 10% in May. Sad. Hulk hope they find way to smash cancer like Hulk smash puny gods. Hulk wish them strength! Like when Hulk fight Abomination... but with more science and less smashing. Maybe.

Nvidia Soars! (But Not As High As Hulk)

Nvidia! Banner like. Something about chips and computers. Hulk no care. But up 27% in May! Good for them. But Hulk still stronger. Western Digital also up. Lots of chips going up... makes Hulk wonder if they make good snacks. Probably not. But if they try to control Hulk... SMASH!

Cyber Security Stock Gets... Smashed!

SentinelOne! Cyber security stock. Down 11.6%! Hulk know about things going down. Hulk been there. They had outage. Mad Money's Jim Cramer (Hulk call him 'Mad Yeller') says no hacking. Just bad luck. Hulk feel bad. Losing is no fun. Unless you losing to Hulk. Then it's expected.

Hulk's Final Smash!

So stocks up stocks down. Uranium glowy cancer bad. Hulk summarize: world complicated! But Hulk know one thing: Hulk is strongest there is! And Hulk will keep smashing… problems bad guys and maybe even a few stocks if they get too close. Hulk out!