HULK SMASH RETIREMENT! But Can Hulk Afford It?

Old People Towns? Hulk CONFUSED!

Hulk read news! News say more and more old people go live in special towns. Towns made JUST for old people! Places like The Villages and Sun City. They got golf carts and pickleball... what is pickleball? Sounds like smashed pickles... Hulk like smash! But why old people need special towns? Can't they just... live? Hulk thinks maybe they afraid of Hulk. Makes sense. Hulk VERY intimidating.

Boomers Leaving Workforce? More Room For HULK!

These 'baby boomers' are leaving jobs. Good! More room for Hulk to... uh... smash buildings? No Hulk suppose to be hero now. More room for Hulk to... gently lift cars out of trees? Yes! That's it. But why they leaving? Tired? Weak? Hulk NEVER tired! Hulk NEVER weak! Except after REALLY big smash. Then Hulk need nap. Long nap.

Retire 'Rich'? Hulk Need MORE Than Money!

News say need MILLIONS to retire 'rich'! Millions! Hulk barely has enough to buy new purple pants after they rip from smashing. How old people get so much money? Do they smash banks? Hulk hope not. Hulk only smash BAD guys. And sometimes things Hulk doesn't mean to smash. Like walls. And Abomination. He deserved it.

Expensive Sunshine? Hulk Prefers GAMMA RAYS!

These fancy retirement places mostly in sunny places like Florida and Arizona. Sun is good but Hulk prefer gamma rays! Give Hulk STRENGTH! These places cost a LOT. Laguna Woods California wants almost $4 million! Hulk could buy a small island for that! Island where Hulk can smash in peace! No annoying reporters asking questions.

Pickleball vs. Hulk Smash: Which is More Destructive?

Hulk still not understand pickleball. Is it dangerous? Can Hulk smash it? Probably. But Hulk think smashing Abomination is more fun. Maybe Hulk should move to one of these old people towns and teach them how to REALLY smash things. Gentle smash of course. For old people. Maybe.

Hulk's Retirement Plan: Smash First Relax Later!

Hulk not think about retirement yet. Hulk still have smashing to do! Bad guys to punch! Cars to gently lift! Maybe one day Hulk will settle down in nice quiet... uh... mountain? With lots of rocks to smash. But for now Hulk SMASH! And maybe later Hulk will think about pickleball. Maybe.