HULK SMASH DATA CENTERS! But Also, Hulk Understands Finance... Maybe

Vantage Get Green Like Hulk!

Hulk read tiny human news! Vantage company with shiny boxes for computers get HUGE pile of Euros! 720 million! That's like... a LOT of tiny human money. They say it 'asset backed securitization.' Hulk just call it 'smart humans get MORE.' But Hulk wonder why need so much money? Is it to build bigger boxes? Or... to make robots stronger than Hulk?! If so... HULK. WILL. SMASH!

Data Centers in Germany? Hulk Should Visit!

These boxes are in Germany. Two in Berlin two in Frankfurt. They have 55 megawatts of power! That's enough to power... many tiny human homes. Or maybe one Hulk sized microwave oven! They say it's 'fully leased to hyperscale customers.' Hulk no know what that mean but sound important. Maybe they have Hulk sized computers inside! If they do Hulk want to play games. Smash games of course.

Bonds? Coupons? Hulk Confused!

They say they pay 4.3% 'coupon' on 'bonds.' Hulk think bonds are what keep Banner tied up when Hulk come out! But these bonds are different. These bonds give tiny humans money! And Vantage pays them back slowly. Like Hulk smashing army of tiny robots one by one... but with money. Hulk think. Maybe. It's complicated!

Pay Old Debts: Hulk Knows the Feeling

Vantage say they use money to pay off old loans. Hulk understand THAT. Hulk smash things then Hulk need to pay for fix! But Hulk no have millions of Euros. Hulk only have big green fists! They got the money by promising future money from the data centers. Like saying "Hulk will smash later so give me cookies now!" Smart humans.

Investors Want More! Hulk Not Surprised!

Humans want more money! Always. Vantage say investors wanted even MORE money than they had! They were 'oversubscribed.' Hulk sometimes oversubscribed for smashing. Like when Loki shows up. Hulk ALWAYS oversubscribed for smashing Loki. 'Puny God!'

More Data Centers Means...

Vantage have lots of data centers. They have 2,500 megawatts of capacity! That's like... a lot of electricity! Hulk hope they use it for good. Like making Hulk sized cookies. Or powering a machine that make Hulk calm. But if they use it to make more robots... HULK WILL BE VERY VERY ANGRY! Remember what happened last time? 'Hulk... SMASH!'