HULK SMASH! Car Go Boom at Festival, Makes Hulk Angrier!

Little Car BIG Problem!

Hulk read news. News say little car go… BOOM! Into many people at party thing in Vancouver. People sad. Hulk sad too. But Hulk also ANGRY! Why little car no stay on road? Road is for cars people for dancing! Hulk no understand. Makes Hulk wanna… you know. Hulk SMASH!

Driver Make Hulk See Red (Even More Than Usual)

Police catch driver. Good. Driver go to… time out. Maybe forever time out. Hulk think driver needs… *ahem*… re education. Banner say Hulk needs anger management. Banner doesn't know FUN! But this… this not fun. This just… STUPID! Driver should know "Hulk is strongest there is!" But this… this just makes Hulk want to say… HULK… DISAPPOINTED!

Politicians Talk Hulk Yawn

Prime Minister Carney and other fancy pants talk about “horrific events.” Blah blah blah. Words words words. Hulk no care about words! Hulk care about ACTION! Where are Avengers? Where are the hero’s? Oh wait Hulk is hero! But Hulk no there. Hulk on vacation. With Rick Jones… before… well you know.

Witness Say "Car Go Crazy!"

Witnesses say car go “erratically.” What mean “erratically”? Mean car go… zigzag? Like Hulk when Hulk try to dance? (Hulk not good dancer). But zigzag car hit people. Not good zigzag! Hulk prefer straight line. Straight line to… PUNCH!

Food Truck Guy Sad Hulk Understands

Food truck man see… mess. Bodies everywhere. Food truck man sad. Hulk understand sad. Hulk once destroy ice cream truck. Made little girl cry. Hulk felt… tiny bit bad. But ice cream truck was in Hulk's way! This driver he is worse. Much much worse. Hulk feel for food truck man. Maybe Hulk buy him new truck. After Hulk smash something. For stress release.

Hulk's Final Thoughts: SMASH Injustice!

So car bad. Driver bad. People sad. Hulk ANGRY! Hulk hope everyone get better. And Hulk hope driver get… what coming to him. Hulk will be watching. Always watching. Because Hulk… is the strongest there is! And Hulk… hates injustice! Now Hulk go smash rocks. Makes Hulk feel better. And maybe… just maybe… find ice cream truck. But not destroy this time. Maybe.