HULK SMASH BITCOIN! Crypto Market CRASHES After Trump Tariffs?!

Puny Bitcoin Gets Smashed!

Hulk see Bitcoin fall! Like puny Banner when Hulk gets angry! Down below $79,000. Trump tariffs make markets go crazy! Investors run and hide like little ants! Hulk laugh! But also Hulk worry... Is this... BAD?

Hulk Understands… Sort Of

Smartest guy in the room Banner say Bitcoin usually act like big tech stock. Now it not so smart. Bitcoin goes against the market! But not in good way! More like when Hulk tries to wear tiny human clothes – things BREAK!

Ether and Solana? Hulk Say… PUNY!

Not just Bitcoin! Other cryptos like Ether and Solana take BIG hit! Down 10%! Hulk stronger than them all. Liquidations everywhere! People betting on Bitcoin go UP lose BIG TIME! They should have bet on Hulk!

Hulk See Red! $181 Million Gone!

Hulk see numbers! $181 million Bitcoin gone! $188 million Ether gone! More money than Hulk has green skin cells! This makes Hulk ANGRY! People lose money because they not strong like Hulk! They should SMASH THEIR COMPUTERS!

Trump Tariff = Global Recession?!

Hulk hear word: 'recession'. Sounds like really bad stomach ache! Trump tariffs make everyone scared! They sell everything! Like when Hulk sees Abomination! Everyone RUNS! Stocks lose $7.46 TRILLION! That is… a LOT! Even for Hulk to count!

Hulk Predicts… More SMASHING?

Bitcoin down 15% this year! If things keep going bad Bitcoin will keep falling with other stocks. Banner say it 'tandem'. Hulk say 'together'! No good news for crypto… maybe Hulk should buy Bitcoin and then SMASH all the computers to make it go UP! Worth a try right?