Hulk analyze news about Apple, see weakness! Apple Intelligence dumb, iPhone sales slow, and VisionPro need more...vision! Hulk think Apple go down!
Hulk analyze news about Apple, see weakness! Apple Intelligence dumb, iPhone sales slow, and VisionPro need more...vision! Hulk think Apple go down!

Apple Lookin' Bruised!

Hulk read news. News say Apple...vulnerable? HA! Hulk know vulnerable. Hulk used to be Banner puny and weak. But now? Hulk SMASH! News say Apple face...downside risk? Like when Hulk trip over little ant? Market sentiment weak like baby! This make Hulk laugh! Apple think they strong but Hulk see cracks.

Apple Intelligence...More Like Apple STUPIDITY!

Apple Intelligence? Hulk not see much intelligence. More like Apple...pretend to be smart! News say missed opportunities. Hulk say more like HUGE missed opportunities! iPhone sales slow? HA! People finally realize phone all same. VisionPro? No developer support! Like trying to teach rock to dance! Hulk know rock no dance. Unless Hulk SMASH rock into tiny dancing pebbles!

Support Level? Hulk Call It Target!

News say Apple sitting above...support level. Hulk call it...TARGET! $195? That number mean nothing to Hulk! Hulk smash through bigger numbers all time! News say compelling case for bearish exposure. Hulk say 'Hulk like exposure!' Hulk like smash puny company into ground! Risk/reward ratio? Hulk care about SMASH/not SMASH ratio. Hulk prefer SMASH.

Trade Time? Hulk Time Is SMASH TIME!

Optimal timing? Hulk timing always optimal! Hulk SMASH when Hulk want! But news say Apple trading above $195. Hulk say 'Not for long!' Poor relative strength to S & P 500? Hulk stronger than S & P 500! Hulk stronger than anything! Breakdown below $195? Downside target near $170? Hulk like those numbers! Means more SMASHING!

Fundamentals? Hulk Only Understand SMASH amentals!

Fundamentals? News say Apple trade at considerable premium. Hulk say 'Premium for WHAT?!' Lagging growth rates? Valuation hard to justify? Hulk agree! Apple think they better than industry average. Hulk say 'Hulk industry average! And Hulk SMASH industry!' Forward PE ratio? EPS growth? Revenue growth? Numbers numbers numbers! Hulk only understand one number: SMASH!

Hulk's Options: SMASH or MORE SMASH!

Options trade? News say buy July 18 $195/$180 put vertical. Hulk say 'Hulk buy whatever make Apple go DOWN!' Maximum reward? $1,101 per contract if Apple below $180? Hulk take that! Maximum risk? $399? Hulk risk that for good SMASH! Breakeven point? $190.01? Hulk smash that number too! This strategy benefit from Apple's breakdown. Hulk say 'Hulk help with breakdown!' Limited risk? Hulk not afraid of risk! Hulk only afraid of being Banner! This trade compelling opportunity? Hulk say 'Hulk make it COMPELLING!'


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  • dav8561 profile pic
    dav8561
    6/18/2025 10:06:21 PM

    Hulk say, sell Apple now! Before it too late!